i switched one of my domains from namecheap to cloudflare, and i am proud to say i am making a difference in preserving our mother earth

"jd can you give me a hand with something?"

"does NOBODY care that i am in the middle of photoshopping Vasco Da Gamer?!"

[Vasco Da Gamer]

catgirls can compute any computable function using only nyan gates

Hey, so this is super cool.

Google has been collecting call and messaging data about who you talk to or send text messages to for years. There's no opt-out, no notifcation in their TOS they're doing this, and you can't see the results of that collection in Google Takeout.


Microsoft steals name of Linux Desktop project (MauiKit and the Maui distribution) for their project that does the same thing and then blames Linux community for using that name to begin with (which is obvious trademark infringement as they've both had those names for years now). Abusing power over GitHub to then delete any issues on their project related to the name collision and deny they are at fault for ignoring the first search result that comes up for the name Maui.


You can tell they are trying to embrace, extend, and extinguish. But with blunders like this and the way their megacorp stooge bosses like to handle it they won't be extending anything.

Weekend CHOP/CHAZ shooting, cops are liars, anger 

Just watched a press conference wherein police chief Best said that first responders were prevented from reaching the victim

and implied that his life might have been saved if the SPD still had tear gas

when in fact he had been evacuated several minutes earlier by volunteer medics in a private vehicle, when they realized official transport would be too slow. They performed basic life support in the back of a moving fucking pickup truck.

I'm fuming.

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pitching firefox to the mastodon furry community: look it's uh, it's like chrome but it has a fursona,, and uh,,,,,

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why is this a hot webdev take 

hiding URLs from the user may look much cleaner but only because the corporate web loves making their URLs incomprehensible by tacking on a disgusting amount of query params for tracking and other purposes, as well as just not having good site architectures

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doctor who fuckin rips
ASTRONAUT: the moon is gonna blow up
THE DOCTOR WHO: no it won't, it's a giant egg that's about to hatch
ASTRONAUT: that's even worse
THE DOCTOR WHO, SAGELY: no. that's not true at all. it fucking whips
THE DOCTOR WHO: you fool. you disgrace. you absolute piece of garbage

hey anyone here having a good time? well not anymore you're not

Joining fediverse was probably one of the best ideas I had. There's so many wholesome people here.

see how the gaslighting works? people are being told they're suffering ‘re-entry anxiety’

i fucking hate the united states of america. i do not want to live here

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