your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party
absurd purple dweeb, nb/gay/poly, they/them pronouns pls. smooching @htw and @colon_three. runs queer.party. maffsie on birdsite
software and computer's are good
@Siphonay i discovered that there's an emoji of u
me @ other servers sidekiqs: give me your posts you little red man 🔪🔪🔪
powre shelle please
pwsh pls
god you know i'm all over those sidekiq emoji
cybre.space down
I sleep
cybre.space down't
REAL SHIT
kɜ:ʳ 
❌ down
✅ upn't
i feel gross every time i use a hashtag but how else am i supposed to make my posts discoverable to wider audiences who might have helpful insight
has anyone tried using #OpenFaaS or #IronFunction for self-hosted AWS #Lambda style code executions? what's you folks' opinions on them?
Fediverse nazis can fuck off
what's the deal with ubuntu server formatting its "i'm running this command" logs like it's a shitpost
doing some really heavy research
repeatedly copying space jam mp3s to a flash drive and this is somehow part of my job
my favourite thing about how we use jira at work is that every single ticket in jira has approximately 400 attachments and they're all just the images from the company signatures
this is why queer.party doesn't have elasticsearch
dear god in heaven how do i get graylog to stop running itself into the god damn ground
oh telegram is down
actually it's just generally a really terrible idea to let me run a phone system because like.,
- my dog is now one of the wallpaper options on all company handsets
- a loop of the space jam theme is one of the ringtone options on all company handsets
- my extension contains the number 69
- my direct dial contains the number 420
- there's a hidden testing number that, when you ring it, it just plays a loop of the space jam theme until you hang up (used for load-testing)
i'm a professional
