i did a dramatic reading of the utterly abhorrent change your fursona's gender post because i imagined the sender to be some uppity auld da who's intae the vorin' and disnae like thae gay fowk

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**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 31, 2020, 14:54

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 31, 2020, 14:54

Mar 31, 2020, 14:54

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

on the first of april the world health organisation is gonna step up and be like “april fools there isn’t a big scary plague killing thousands of people it was an elaborate joke” and everyone that died would just walk into the room like “hey”

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 31, 2020, 13:44

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 31, 2020, 13:44

Mar 31, 2020, 13:44

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

I'm gonna sue somebody #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 31, 2020, 13:35

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 31, 2020, 13:35

Mar 31, 2020, 13:35

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

why did this cursed as hell game give me a bidet #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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**your purple friend** · Mar 31, 2020, 07:01

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**noct** @silvally@snouts.online · Mar 31, 2020, 07:01

Mar 31, 2020, 07:01

noct @silvally@snouts.online

Nsfw shitpost

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 30, 2020, 09:58

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 30, 2020, 09:58

Mar 30, 2020, 09:58

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

honestly nothing in the world could bring me more joy right now than the knowledge that dominic cummings and boris johnson both have covid-19

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 30, 2020, 09:09

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 30, 2020, 09:09

Mar 30, 2020, 09:09

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

SHE #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 30, 2020, 09:00

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 30, 2020, 09:00

Mar 30, 2020, 09:00

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

i'm love this boogie buddy

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**your purple friend** · Mar 30, 2020, 02:51

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**Camille E. Acey** @kavbojka@mastodon.social · Mar 30, 2020, 02:51

Mar 30, 2020, 02:51

Camille E. Acey @kavbojka@mastodon.social

Oooh, but then they busted out that Bakunin! 🌋
#expertisevsauthority

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**your purple friend** · Mar 30, 2020, 06:18

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**Terrana** @Terrana@glaceon.social · Mar 30, 2020, 06:18

Mar 30, 2020, 06:18

Terrana @Terrana@glaceon.social

Have I mentioned that I hate daylight savings time? Because I really do.

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 30, 2020, 08:42

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 30, 2020, 08:42

Mar 30, 2020, 08:42

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

the rapid-fire "badup badup badup" of 10+ people leaving a webex meeting

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 26, 2020, 11:23

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 26, 2020, 11:23

Mar 26, 2020, 11:23

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

bought the dog bowl set so villagers can come over and say they didn't know i had a dog, so i can reply "I don't" :3~ #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

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**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 26, 2020, 09:15

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 26, 2020, 09:15

Mar 26, 2020, 09:15

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

and i could text my coworker "jesus is looking for sinners, see you soon" like that "hell is real" post on tumblr

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**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 26, 2020, 09:14

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Mar 26, 2020, 09:14

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your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

i miss physically going to the office to work because there's a big signboard at the halfway point that has a clipart binocular graphic and says 'jesus is looking for sinners' in times new roman