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so it's uh, overdue somewhat, but i've made a tip-jar page available for those of you who've asked for a way to say thanks and have some spare change: maff.scot/tipjar/

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alt text deliberately not included because i'm not describing this shit

something i deeply enjoy is the practice of referring to people as [firstname] [thing they're from]
like sans undertale and harry discoelysium and tim apple

if you own a real license for IDA Pro you work for CIA. if you have created something you call a "closed species" you work for monsanto

i want to see linux booting up on a system with 128+ processors. show me the fucking tty output with so many fucking penguins you can't read the message saying kernel panic because of some inane bullshit.

literally never leave the house but i have to wear a mask even in the house
not because of covid, but because of hayfever

lmao @BetaNews@twitter.com out here calling the looming environmental crisis "woke"

gonna fuck about with the firmware of a ppc macintosh to change the startup chime to a film noir sting

ladies, if he
- doesn’t need no speed
- don’t need no heroin
- doesn’t want no coke
- will let you keep your ketamine

that ain’t your man, that’s a bassline junkie

like i didn't become an expert in that already by virtue of growing up queer

note: i'm not a stingy git, but i'm also not paying money to correct usability issues in an OS i didn't choose to use. i don't use mac os outside of work x:

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sidenote does anyone know of a replacement for the mac os dock, or a way of making the mac os dock a bit less shit without disabling system integrity protection or paying money

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googled "open source mac dock replacement" and the first result was a r*ddit thread looking for exactly my needs.
top comment: bro mac os is just ~different~ go back to windows if you can't adapt :}
OP: I don't have that choice
negative three karma.

if you ever talk to me on telegram then i’m sorry but i am in fact always like this (unwillingly guest starring @konstidog@twitter.com)

if you ever talk to me on telegram then i’m sorry but i am in fact always like this (unwillingly guest starring @konstidog@twitter.com)

huh. i’m sure it’s completely fine and normal to notify about an outage and then it’s resolved within a minute, this definitely isn’t a harbinger of future incidents. (this is the switch that queer.party is connected to.)

literally haven’t turned this on since before windows 11 betas came out.

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