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I believe the children are the future.

The children, of course, being my millions and millions of genetically engineered warrior spiders.

Warhammer goblin cooking 

a'roight bois, today we's making Misty Mountain Broth. a fav'rit o' goblins everywhere fer its regenerative and firey effects.

now, we're using some tough, chewy meats again, so get those fire pits going and slap on a big cauldron wiv some cooking liquid. water, grog, blood, whateva.

bring that to a low boil, and cut in yer chunks of dragon tail and troll meat. season with some salt, cover and let it simmer for at least 8 hours, ideally a full day. serve and enjoy.

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I'm kinda having fun with this thread?
which is good because nobody else cares about it.
it should definitely help me remember what I'm doing (hopefully)
anyway, more goblin cooking next, then I'll take a break and maybe watch more Helstrom.

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having now reached the merchant, Tiddlemuncha peers into her bag of dead things.

"Dragon Tail" she cackles. "Most exotic meat of all meat! Nuthin' chewier!"

mouth watering (as a river troll's mouth tends to do), unable to resist this pitch, Tiddlemuncha forks over the funds for the tail meat. Though disappointed by the small selection of flesh available, Grom should still be pleased with this new ingredient.

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I was looking at the wrong number, add 2 to each of those turns.

and turn 7, Tiddlemuncha makes a detour to scavenge the ruins of the Springs before the vampires settle it, successfully completing the puzzle within, while Grom continues seige.

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turn 4 is just, Tiddlemuncha is almost to the merchant, Grom is laying seige still. but also I see an army from the Necrarch Brotherhood making its way towards the ruins if the Springs of Eternal Life. don't really like that.

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Grom begins to lay siege to Karak Zorn, as the giant river troll hag who serves him, Da Fishy Tiddlemuncha, goes to meet with the food merchant, to see what's for sale.

the greenskins manning the hideout at Mount Arachnos begin to dig in for the more permanent camp they'll need established in order to awaken the Broodmother.

turn 3 ends.

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total war live toot, food, fantasy goblin cooking 

alright fam, today we're cooking up a batch of Shroom 'n' Offal Sausage. Just like mom used to make, except we're greenskins and we don't have mothers.

so for this, you're gonna take some precooked troll meat (so it doesn't regenerate), and some Green Spore mushrooms from Athel Loren, and we're gonna grind those together and squeeze it into some spare gut, then smoke and age.

this is good on its own as a snack, or grilled up for a meal.

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Grom raids his way into the Lost Plateau. Greebitz sees this and attacks the raiding camp, but is handily repelled by Grom's ever growing hunger for power.

their leader defeated, the Arachnos warband submits to confederation with Grom's Waaagh, and I've got a third settlement!

leaving only Karak Zorn in the Southland World's Edge Mountains remaining. my standard bearer tells me to take control, so I guess it's time to cook some food and kill some dwarf.

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there's also a Squig Nest, which makes Squig units recruit at a higher rank, and makes them cheaper. friendly start position.

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having wrested control of Mount Arachnos:

fucking love it, unique build chain for the Lair of the Broodmother, which makes all your spider units deadlier.

I love spiders.

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nobody wants this content but I'm delivering it anyway.

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we begin attacking Mount Arachnos. their puny garrison doesn't stand a chance against the war machines and trolls in my warband. one quick, bloody battle later, and Grom has a new settlement.

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we begin our story at the north end of the Southland World's Edge Mountains, Karag Orrud, Grom having just raided his way south out of the badlands.

But there is already a goblin warband here, the Arachnos, based out of Mount Arachnos, but venturing south to the lost plateau as well. just not so far as to anger the dwarves of Karak Zorn

We're gonna beat those gobbos up and take their cities. Grom is bigger gobbo than little Arachnos Greebitz Blackbog.

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threatening everyone with a culinary quest game of fantasy battle.

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help me pick a tww2 faction to play 

or I'll play Grom the Paunch's vortex campaign.

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