Bae Grylls @theauracle@queer.party

Bonsoir. 👋🏿

I'm Joseph. You may remember me from such non-existent programming like:

📺 This Queer Black Guy Won't Shut Up About Things
📺 OMG You're Such A Dork

I'm once again expatriate (originally from the UK) having moved to the States for another long-term stint. Father to the most phenomenal girl in the world.

I'm very much a jack-of-all-trades/human Swiss Army knife so feel free to inquire.

#introduction

Previously on The Chronicles of Queer.party's Prodigal Son: I cosplayed as Miles Morales for Halloween 2K19 and neglected to tell you all about it because I'm addicted to the Bad Place.

Maybe 2019 will be the year that I finally get some of that new material done. Maybe 2019 will be the year that the solo album that I've been working on for the last six years will get finished.

Maybe. Until then, you're just going to have to make do with these tracks. https://soundcloud.com/the-auracle/sets/the-troubadour

So I thought I'd spread the word about an anthology on bisexuality that I contributed a personal narrative to. It's called The Bi-ble. Published by the amazing Monstrous Regiment (an indie publishing house ran by two wonderful queer women out of Edinburgh) and it might be the most important book on bise #bisexual people you've never read.　
　
More info on it here: https://www.monstrous-regiment.com/shop/the-bible

[quenada]

{presently}

[skepticism]

Jimmy Eat World's Your House still slaps.

Matter of fact, I'm gonna stick my neck out and say that the first five tracks on Bleed American might be one of the best five track runs in modern day rock.

Bleed American
A Praise Chorus
The Middle
Your House
Sweetness

GOAT shit.

Good morning.

Know what's nice? Getting greeted by name when you board the train.

"Mr. Guthrie?"
"Yeah that's me," I replied enthusiastically as I pull the e-ticket up on my phone.
"Nah, you're good. I gotchu. Thank you. Welcome aboard."

I could get used to this. 🥰

Okay so.

Twidere is a sick app.

Beforehand. Afterward.

I discovered Giveon's banger Like I Want You the other day and, lord above I fell in head over heels in love with that song.

Then I discovered a slowed version with additional reverb and I may never listen to anything else ever again. https://youtu.be/Mk_rukgYpGs

Maybe one day. #VogueChallenge

Got that new new for that ass. Not even a pandemic can stop The Banter Pub from rolling on.

Episode IX: Does Jurgen Klopp Hate Nigeria? https://anchor.fm/thebanterpubfc/episodes/Episode-9-Does-Jurgen-Klopp-Hate-Nigeria-ecoinb

So I'm part of a weekly podcast that we've been doing before the rona started running wild through America like Hulkamania in his prime (pre-sex tape + racist rant, of course).

If you like football (or sawk-errrrr, like Americans say), give the lads and I a listen. We're called The Banter Pub. https://radiopublic.com/the-banter-pub-fc-podcast-WaA33M

'Bout to get this money shottin' turnips fam.

I got what you need.

Here it is: https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2020/04/12/highest-lowest-bells-animal-crossing-new-horizons-heres-a-tool-that-will-get-you-your-best-turnip-price-and-make-millions/

Forbes is really out here giving Animal Crossing players the same kind of financial trading advice that they give rich people.

For turnips.

Friends, we really made it. They said playing video games wouldn't get us anywhere BUT THEY LIED.

Anyway!

Animal Crossing is fun. It's hard to understand why people love to hate Animal Crossing.