Bae Grylls @theauracle@queer.party

Bonsoir. 👋🏿

I'm Joseph. You may remember me from such non-existent programming like:

📺 This Queer Black Guy Won't Shut Up About Things
📺 OMG You're Such A Dork

I'm once again expatriate (originally from the UK) having moved to the States for another long-term stint. Father to the most phenomenal girl in the world.

I'm very much a jack-of-all-trades/human Swiss Army knife so feel free to inquire.

#introduction

Previously on The Chronicles of Queer.party's Prodigal Son: I cosplayed as Miles Morales for Halloween 2K19 and neglected to tell you all about it because I'm addicted to the Bad Place.

Maybe 2019 will be the year that I finally get some of that new material done. Maybe 2019 will be the year that the solo album that I've been working on for the last six years will get finished.

Maybe. Until then, you're just going to have to make do with these tracks. https://soundcloud.com/the-auracle/sets/the-troubadour

So I thought I'd spread the word about an anthology on bisexuality that I contributed a personal narrative to. It's called The Bi-ble. Published by the amazing Monstrous Regiment (an indie publishing house ran by two wonderful queer women out of Edinburgh) and it might be the most important book on bise #bisexual people you've never read.　
　
More info on it here: https://www.monstrous-regiment.com/shop/the-bible

I discovered Giveon's banger Like I Want You the other day and, lord above I fell in head over heels in love with that song.

Then I discovered a slowed version with additional reverb and I may never listen to anything else ever again. https://youtu.be/Mk_rukgYpGs

Maybe one day. #VogueChallenge

Got that new new for that ass. Not even a pandemic can stop The Banter Pub from rolling on.

Episode IX: Does Jurgen Klopp Hate Nigeria? https://anchor.fm/thebanterpubfc/episodes/Episode-9-Does-Jurgen-Klopp-Hate-Nigeria-ecoinb

So I'm part of a weekly podcast that we've been doing before the rona started running wild through America like Hulkamania in his prime (pre-sex tape + racist rant, of course).

If you like football (or sawk-errrrr, like Americans say), give the lads and I a listen. We're called The Banter Pub. https://radiopublic.com/the-banter-pub-fc-podcast-WaA33M

'Bout to get this money shottin' turnips fam.

I got what you need.

Here it is: https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2020/04/12/highest-lowest-bells-animal-crossing-new-horizons-heres-a-tool-that-will-get-you-your-best-turnip-price-and-make-millions/

Forbes is really out here giving Animal Crossing players the same kind of financial trading advice that they give rich people.

For turnips.

Friends, we really made it. They said playing video games wouldn't get us anywhere BUT THEY LIED.

Anyway!

Animal Crossing is fun. It's hard to understand why people love to hate Animal Crossing.

That about covers it, I think.

...yep. Yeah, that'll do it.

Anyway, have a fabulous Monday won't you?

The point is: fuck Labour, fuck anyone who wants to tone police me and people like me, fuck you if you think I'm wrong, and fuck the hole every last one of you cretins slithered out of.

Should I be going around @'ing people in The Bad Place™©® about the Labour Report they're either complicit in and/or made those of us who supported Labour during Corbyn's tenure look like cranks?

Yes.

Do I feel good about myself for swearing, tearing into, and even wishing ill on all involved + anyone that wants to tut-tut my behaviour which is absolutely saturated with [righteous] anger?

Also yes.

If I weren't an IT professional by trade, I'd be a journalist.

I'd have more enemies that I do now... and I'm okay with that. Why? Because fuck 'em, that's why.

I guess being relentless in pursuit of the unadulterated truth has its merits.

You can call me an asshole or whatever but politics is a matter of life and death. If you betray my trust in you in any capacity, I will hold you bang to rights until you start moving in a way that's conducive to atoning for your transgressions.

To think that if I didn't kick up such a fuss over the report investigating Labour, I wouldn't have gotten a direct message from someone with the link to download it. I also would be watching people pass screenshots from said report back and forth and waiting for a redacted version to be published.

Favourite tracks have to be The Dreamers Hotel and the title track but all of them are exceptional.

Goodness me, ES have come a long way from the days of doing music videos in a random Hertfordshire house.

So.

Turns out Enter Shikari's still got it. THE GREAT UNKNOWN slaps.

Come and see me and a good mate of mine blow shit up in GTA Online.

https://mixer.com/theauracle?utm_source=mobileapplivenow&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=livenow_v1 #Mixer

I can confirm that the track Music Sounds Better With You by Stardust still slaps.