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Hey all.

I'm here to learn about my gender, gender presentation and sexuality.

Part of learning is making mistakes, and you only learn from mistakes if you know you've made them.

Please tell me if I make a mistake, even a fairly small one.

Yeah, it might hurt a bit, but I'd rather get kicked in the shin then keep stepping on people's toes, you know?


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First toot, well here goes.

I realized I was bi recently, and I'm not young. No idea why it took so long: Not like I haven't been around lots of gay/bi/pan people before, and hell, I read some yaoi in high school, but well, it never did as much for me as anything involving women. But well, I noticed I was checking out the butts of pro wrestlers, and had a crush on a male friend, and was thinking about doing lewd things with people with penises a lot.

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Watch "Three Little Otters Finally Swim inThe River Together!" on YouTube

Otters are adorable

dream log, sex dream, strange, kinks a lot of people find creepy 

Also did you have to invent a sister and make her my primary lover in that dream? It's a bit weird.

That you for not continuing with the 'people trying to murder is in the road' scene and replacing it with us going home and me having sex with every female survivor one after another though, more of that please...

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dream log, sex dream, strange 

and I woke up in the middle of meeting with the dragon with a very different sense of time, and discovering that it's not hostile after all if you talk to it nicely. however I'm leaving the shelter we met the dragon in you had us stuck in a special loop and I woke up as we were heading out to try and at least regroup with one additional survivor

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dream log, sex dream, strange 

also can we talk about how many plot threads you introduced and didn't follow up on?

there was the car of Mafia type dudes wanting me to hunt a endangered eagle for them, which with humanity disappearing seemed fine since its population will probably rebound.

then there was the person we saw wandering towards the beach and leaving a giant infinite jest type philosophical novel out front of our house.

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dream log, sex dream, strange 

Ok brain. I'm not SAYING I don't enjoy post-apocalyptic sex scenes, or that wasn't so really hot sex. But I would like more sex and less worrying about how indefensible the house is. Good job in stopping the creepy stuff from early in the dream though, but you also did a literal "reload from save" thing and reduced the number of women I was having sex with and how publically I was able to have sex by a lot.

Watch "Introducing Hana the Cutest Otter (600K SUB SPECIAL)" on YouTube

@Oneironott the image of the otters going down the stairs is how I think of you whenever you mention being inside somewhere

lewd dream journal 

to have sex with. Then we had lots of lesbian sex. And since we did some of our on the sea goddesses alter she have us the ability to grow penises whenever we felt like. She also complimented is for being brave enough to use them in the alter of a fertility goddess, but that she'd protected is this time.

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lewd dream journal 

I was tricked into signing a contract with a demon, which gave me incredible seductive powers, but if I ever use them I'd lose my soul. however I then met a benevent goddess of the sea with a fertility aspect who helped me overcome this? but there was a lot of me being continuously tempted until I was too horny to think. then my best friend confessed she'd been in love with me for years and thus had wanted to have sex with me before I had super seductive powers and was safe

lewd, reference to something that was a crime before 1351 in England, the Worst pickup line for infidelity

..... so, would any of my betters like to help me commit Petty Treason? *waffles eyebrows*

lewd comment directed at reader 

So why is my cock not deep inside you right now?

ok, but what if I just horntposted ALL DAY?

lewd, kink watersports 

uggggg, I don't want to get up to pee, the washroom is so far away. Why don't I have a cute slut here with me willing to let me use their mouth?

(High school me decided that being bisexual made the most logical sense, since most potential partners. I was mildly annoyed I wasn't bi. I might not be the best at introspection. that or I just didn't notice because frankly, high school boys generally suck)

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Thinking about how if you told my 16 year old self about my current life things would range from completely expected (going into science), some things would be surprising but far from shocking (being bisexual), some things being more surprising (being genderfluid), and some things I wouldn't believe at all (I'M IN RELATIONSHIPS‽ I've had casual sex? I'VE HAD SEX‽ People who enjoy flirting with me exist‽)

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@AliceRedgrave Hey. You know you can ALWAYS ask me where we stand of I'm not clear enough right?

I try to be clear, but you are really pretty and that makes me nervous sometimes. And I'm worried want going overboard.

......gender.... highschool...bad , I'm not sure what content warning to use here but it probably needs one 

It seems that TWO people have told me that what I was feeling last night is dysphoria.

Ok, I thought it was just due to everyone in high school telling me I was ugly and internalizing it.

Is there a way to tell those two apart?


Thinking back to high school when EVERYONE commented on how ugly I was. I'm less physically attractive now, pounds of belly fat added and ageing later and body hair growing.

Scared people will figure this out someday and I'll go back to being alone

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Do I want to be a girl just because I'm so ugly as a guy that it feels like anything would be an improvement?

cardcaptor Sakura 

No spoilers pls, but EVERYONE in our anime watching group has commented on Yukito either looking feminine or having lesbian energy

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