artistic nudity in link (wikipedia), but it's not very lewd Show more
#TIL Aristotle was hornt and got kinkshamed
Boy, this is worse than I ever imagined.
At some point in time in the past we all pushed towards standards and flamed Microsoft for not respecting them (for example, IE6).
Nowadays, we don't give a shit about standards and unilaterally decide which standard to respect. Yet we keep complaining about incompatibilities and providers or services breaking.
This is not how the Internet works you guys. Standards should be the single most important thing you follow here. This is how we got here.
sarcasm, migraines Show more
Controversial opinion, but: migraines are awful and the world would be a better place if they did not exist
Another thing I love which I wish I could have on desktop was relative timestamps for boosted toots
So my cat is a bit stressed out because we're moving out of this house, and my brother just moved out today so half the house is empty, but she refuses to come into my part of the house because a cat who was here a couple months ago bullied her a lot and she doesn't realize that it's safe now.
So anyways I brought her my coat so she'd have something soft to sleep on that smells familiar and she's on it now which makes me happy.
@jzs42069 'i was eating cheese with my pet monkey when she walked into my office. this dame had legs like two wacky waving inflatable tube men...:'
PSA involving a game pushed by PETA Show more
This is a PSA for anyone with a Switch. Do not play Kitten Squad. PETA is up to their old shit again, inserting disturbing imagery of “the evil wool industry” in a cutesy, free game.
markov toot Show more
You are the peanut butter to the Terminal in Mac OS X
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