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Hey, remember ? Well, I did, anyway. For whatever reason I didn't do the last one in this thread. Huh.

…so, as it turns out, I haven't just been opening more tabs, I've actually been opening more tabs at an increasing rate, and I'm now up to 2,303 tabs. The net change over the last 30 days is +403, whereas it was less than +200 over the previous 30 days (my data collection isn't at regular intervals).

I'm beginning to think I'm not using my computer *totally optimally* here. Maybe.

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So I was just reminded of the Knowledge Hoarding Taxonomy (aka NGW, for Nerd-Geek-Wizard) that me and some conlanger friends came up with once.

Archetypically, nerds hoard academic or intellectual knowledge, geeks hoard knowledge of culture and fiction, and wizards hoard knowledge of mysticism, religion, and other esoteric things.

Your likeness to each archetype is rated on a scale of 0 to 6. 0 means you have no interest, and 6 means your thirst for knowledge of that type is unquenchable.

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I really despise when people smugly apply middle-school-level grammatical prescriptivism in wildly inappropriate contexts and call things "bad english" that were clearly never meant to be "good english" in the first place

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sarcasm, migraines 

Controversial opinion, but: migraines are awful and the world would be a better place if they did not exist

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Alright here's my rant about , you asked for it

A pet peeve of mine is people misunderstanding what literal and figurative speech even are

When people complain that "'literally' is used to mean 'figuratively'", they are belying that their theory of communication is overly reductive to the point of being demonstrably false

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Selfies, ec 

I got dressed! I really like the way I look in this shirt

I should trim my facial hair, it's a bit wild-looking at the moment

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emoji eye contact 

gods im so excited about the upcoming 🫠 melting face emoji

just the pure energy of it

Selfies, ec 

I got dressed! I really like the way I look in this shirt

I should trim my facial hair, it's a bit wild-looking at the moment

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Do not buy NFT made with my art.
Do not make NFT with my Creative-Commons artworks.
If you respect my art, remember and apply this.

Here is my article about what just happened:

#NFT #NFTCommunity

Hey uhhhh so heads up NSFW patreon creators this sure is a thing that appears to be happening😬😬😬


Hey you know how every other week some ghouls in congress try and fail to pass a new bill demanding that adult content creators are forced to present photo ID to whatever sites host them? Well now Mastercard is just DOING it, and Patreon is just rolling over for it.


psa: your co-workers who have been there for longer and don't work as fast as you aren't ""lazy,"" they're exhausted. they were in your position once too, and felt like they had to put in all their energy ito the job -- and they burnt out. you should learn from them, and slow down now. take rest breaks and coffee breaks, let things take a little longer; your reward for extra speed will only ever be more assignments, inevitably grinding you down. your exploitative employer isn't worth it.

I don't agree with the English on everything but the idea of having a holiday that is primarily about exploding an effigy of a historical asshole sounds great; we should think about doing that on Columbus Day

Concept: a character-select screen which says "Are you a boy or a girl?" and the options are "Yes/No." Neither option lets you elaborate on the player character's gender.

lewd begging 

It'll be really cute if one of you subbed hhhh 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I post consistent content and i just want to be able to live off being cute and if I'm able to do that i want to give a lot back. I don't see this as a business or anything this is just me trying to get though capitalism and giving as much back as possible 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💖💖💖

a Gender Thing i think about sometimes 

cis libs making an announcement: good evening guys gals and nonbinary pals! ladies and gentlemen and all those inbetween or outside!!

trans people making an announcement: good evening everyone

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