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Good news! I decided 775 tabs was just too many, and now I'm down to 596, the lowest it's been in several months. Tree Style Tab unfortunately has *some* stability issues with this many tabs, so it was more work than I expected to reorganize my tabs so I could find the ones I could close, and also so I didn't just lose tabs in general, but overall I'd say it was a success.

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Alright here's my rant about , you asked for it

A pet peeve of mine is people misunderstanding what literal and figurative speech even are

When people complain that "'literally' is used to mean 'figuratively'", they are belying that their theory of communication is overly reductive to the point of being demonstrably false

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My computer, after installing driver updates: please restart your computer
Me: Okay, sounds reasonable, I'll just close out of things in a nice and orderly fashion.
[2 days later] Me: *has barely closed anything at all*

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sarcasm, migraines 

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Sometimes* I come on the fediverse, scroll down my timeline, and just have no idea what is going on.

* read: almost all of the time actually, like 95% of every time I check there's at least something on here to baffle me.

Oh no, someone treated me like, an adult, or something, for some reason and let me play Factorio until 5:30 in the morning. Clearly this is someone else's fault and not my own, for I cannot possibly be expected to be responsible for my own self,

the fediverse is made up of two factions

if they get it wrong again and think there are four genders now their gender privileges are revoked


boob equality is everyone gets boob

boob equity is everyone gets the exact amount of boob that the individual desires, including none

thank you goodnight

“average american has enough money to be financially stable" factoid actualy just statistical error. average american has less than enough moneys. Dollars Georg, who lives in cave & hoards a gazillion moneys, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Romeo and Juliet
Act I

Two households, both alike in dignity,
Five feet apart, because they are not gay

I don't know who this cat is but they have provided me with a lot of good energy today

“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

Know your singular-theys!

- The gender-neutral (epicene) they
- The agender they
- The plural-individual they
- The animist they
- The speculative they look kind of queer so I'm gonna stay on the safe side they
- The oh god I can't remember names how the fuck am I gonna remember pronouns they

starting to think that "before money there was only barter" frames the issue to mislead 🤔

brain: hey! you're so exhausted i can't function properly
me: ok, i will take a nap.
brain: no.

@anarchiv This not only helps me with dragging through dysfunction, it also helps me explore things my perfectionism would keep me from exploring. There are a lot of things I love doing that I’m awful at. My kid is a perfect example of this. If she wants to do it, she does it, no matter what. Doing it well isn’t the point, but sometimes that is a side effect.

I still can't get over how good a motto "anything worth doing is worth doing poorly" is when you're suffering from executive dysfunction or physical disabilities

Like, of course it's awesome to thoroughly clean your place once a week or biweekly but if the mere thought of it is causing you to break down, vacuuming for five minutes is so much more than doing nothing

It's the best piece of advice I got in what feels like forever

when a printer gets aroused does it get a 

"phones are horrible because they distract you from your work they're a useless distraction"

buddy I just stared blankly at my lotion bottle for 3 minutes you really think a lack of phone is gonna stop me from procrastinating

Here at Namecheap, we definitely do not practice necromancy!

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