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i've said it before and i'll say it again: i have a mighty need for country music about having to pirate your tractor's software

@metapianycist Country music is the Only genre of music i detest, but the John Deere corporation should die in a fire.

@metapianycist Unfortunately long ago country music stopped actually being about/for people who live in the country and more about people who fantasize about it. :(

@digifox i am 100% certain there are country songs about that, they're just not on the radio

@metapianycist I mean, fair. I guess I meant more mainstream country. Interested in hearing about indie country stuff though!

@metapianycist the track title is right there too...”tractor hacker”

@Ethancdavenport @metapianycist

"If I can fix it, you can't stop me-
Think you can, you and what army?
Take your C&D, know where to stick it-
'cause buddy.... IIIII can fix iiiiiiit"

(from a comrade)

@metapianycist
She thinks my tractor's hacker is sexy.
It wouldn't hardly turn on,
And made this chuggin noise as it went along...

@metapianycist pardon me but I believe the country term of art is "bootleggin' farmware"

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