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nazis, violence (Burma Shave) Show more

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I met a cephalopod from an antique land,
Who said—"Eight vast and trunkless legs of stone
Lie in the desert... Near them, on the sand,
On the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Octomandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

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I like my boys like I like my food: cheap, easy, and probably a bad idea

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"Yes, I am a girl"
You are correct

Thank you, Duolingo, I feel affirmed :)

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I'm not a religious person by any means, but there's something about funeral ceremonies that makes it easier for me to accept and come to terms with the loss of a beloved person.

It's also one of those rare moments in life, where the world around you stops turning for just a few minutes, and all your problems and sorrows seem minuscule, almost crushed by the weight of a much, much more significant feeling.

It gives you the chance to stop and re-evaluate life and its meaning for a brief moment.

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so i'm not out at work yet but someone said "i'm hungry" today and i almost said "hi hungry, i'm tricia"

which would have been the most on brand possible way to come out

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Me: Ok... OK... Oooookaaayyy... O...K

Brain: You can't just keep saying, "OK", you actually do have to get out of bed.

Me: *whispers* ok

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Nazi dogwhistles from the US government Show more

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Cover of old book; mentions genitalia and masturbation Show more

I have just discovered Mastodon's "delete and redraft" option on toots, and I am so delighted

CW genitalia; sharing my answer because apparently people are still getting outraged about something that doesn't happen. Show more

Cover of old book; mentions genitalia and masturbation Show more

There was an "I'm old enough to remember the launch of Channel 5" meme going around. I'm just old enough to remember

- the start of breakfast television
- the launch of Channel 4
- BBC2 going off air at lunchtime every day for no discernible reason
- "Mr Men follows shortly"
- the testcard with Carole Hersee and her clown playing noughts and crosses

youtu.be/byZzgxhkyVU

You know that colour called "medium brown"?

I thought of a better name, but it's medi-ochre.

Silly meme, refs to The IT Crowd and Stephen King's "It" Show more

I just showed this to the assistant in Boots, so you get to watch it too

youtu.be/14pBQhw5qJE

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