Two cheap five-litre bottles of water in the freezer. Once they're frozen I'll put them in the living room, where they'll absorb heat as they thaw. #heatwave
Someone has made a fanvid of my music. I have arrived :)
Our ex-landlord claims he changed the locks (two days before our move-out date) because there was a break-in attempt the night before.
I am suspicious about the truth of this.
The letting agent let us borrow the keys for the afternoon so we could retrieve the stuff the landlord hadn't taken.
As part of that, I just dug up this maple sapling with my fingers.
Pharaohs, psychologists, demons, coffee machines... here's my standup set from Salford Mad Pride. Enjoy, and share!
Here's my standup set from Salford Mad Pride. Enjoy, and share!
This is a small cupboard, but I'm rather proud of having squeezed 45 drawers in so far. I think I can fit 10 more large ones, and maybe some smaller.
For those who know about the street system: this is Sonnet Road.
huh seems alright
45 likes to quote verses that end "You knew damn well I was a snake before you let me in."
He thinks they're about immigration.
I think they're about him.
Why did they call it Ritalin, and not Crackling?
Petition: Rename Lincolnshire to Weffolk
Rationale:
Weffolk is fun to say
When the world is curled under blankets
When I doze and I close my eyes
Then my ears still ring with the songs I’ll sing
When I run when the sun shall rise.
(written last night for a teacher from Nairobi, who asked for something to take back to her kids)
When my house is hushed into silence
When the sound all around me ends
Then my thoughts still hold all the tales I told
By the fire with the smiles of friends.
2/3
When my room has sunk into darkness
When it’s crept to the depths of night
Then I fill my head with the words I read
In my book when the world was bright.
1/3
"Give them peach in your stillness."
(Taste and see that the Lord is good...)
Goodbye, Scargill. I hope I'll see you again soon.
I love this place.
When I was 15, my school's deputy head rescued me from the teacher who had been abusing me. Then she spent an hour every Friday for *two years* talking to me one to one about anything and everything.
This saved my life.
For #SelfieDay, I'm having my picture taken.