vaping, marijuana 

i much prefer last boost over "my mom's birthday" and "the anniversary of my crush sending me porn she drew of her characters"

proposal; we replace R U OK day with Terry Bogard day
Are you or someone you know... OK?

Our official, fully custom Terry Bogard hat is the easiest way to be sure:

Truth coming out of her well to scream at own ass (Gérôme, 1896)

This iPhone hasn’t been backed up in 2 weeks. Backups happen when this iPhone has the A/C on, has water, and is listening to its favourite music.

Watching queer people trying to play respectability politics by hating on furries in 2019 is wild. Like how much time could you possibly think that's buying you at this point?

champagne for my cyber friends
cyber pain for my sham friends

Essen 200€
Internet 150€
Miete 800€
Arschersetzer 3600€
Nebenkosten 150€
irgendwer der gut mit Wirtschaft ist muss mir bitte haushalten helfen, meine Familie stirbt

Bigotry isn't ok just because it's directed at a horrible person. Be careful about who you're hurting in the process


[muttering to herself] no i think toronto is when you're sexually attracted to adults

is it bad i got a pixelfed main instance account just to squat it

i mean i'll *probably* use it but who knows

now idk how long @tootapp has had the pride icon but now it's 100% more likely i'll open it because it's so damn bright and busy

or so i hope

I should add that Toot! for Men can also be used to SUBVERT THE PATRIARCHY:

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