💯% BIG DEMON ENERGY @jahtnamas@queer.party

i have less than a week to my projected launch date for my misskey instance and i haven't done anything about it

i need help

my brain every time i get a notification from @tootapp (honky.caf) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRn1Z6KT91Y

puts "make matrix synapse chat server" on the to-do list for sheithens.online

qweerty but dvorak

"What dead girl?" Veruca asked, hiding a smile behind her hand as Ketyoth typed a quick search on his datapad.

"Their founder, or something like that? She was the literal first person who got her frozen corpse shot into space, so they honour her with this tacky portrait in the lobbies of their facilities like... uhhh..."

Veruca smirked as Ketyoth anxiously looked back and forth between her and the image on his phone.

"Holy mother of the night."

"So wait," Ketyoth began. "I just had this thought."

"What?" Veruca asked.

"Veruca Laclède. Like, Laclède Cryogenics?" Ketyoth asked.

"Oh," Veruca cooed, legitimately surprised. "Is that still a thing?"

"Uh, yeah? They had a bicentennial some years back, and one of the major things that was brought up in the news back then where some people were like 'when are they going to get rid of those portraits of that dead girl in the lobbies'?"

i'd date christine from link's awakening if dr. wright– erm, mr. write won't

i’m still interested in getting a vaporizer of some kind (probably conduction or convection which afaik the vessel isn’t) i just wanna smoke dry herb without actually burning it away, none of that e-juice shit

of course the funny part is i don’t even smoke weed yet ‘cause of many reasons including potential household reaction, availability in a state where it is illegal, and uh, a third problem maybe idk

i much prefer last boost over "my mom's birthday" and "the anniversary of my crush sending me porn she drew of her characters"