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Realised I didn't do an post when I joined this week, so, uh... hey!!

I'm Linden! 25, he/him, partnered w/ my beloved husbundo @gabdotvee <3

I'm a librarian, would-be author (presently redrafting my first MS), undergrad at Birkbeck, lover of comics, The Mountain Goats, indie games, and making new friends!

I'm cis, ADHD, on the spectrum and type II bipolar. Multiplicities of identity are too wide to cover in one post, but for me it's mainly fandom and being gay and doing crimes.

(jolting out from my bed at 3 in the morning, gun in hand) someone is wrong about hegel online

Hospitals, wizards 

She's doing okay, probably as a result of all my magic.

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Hospitals, wizards 

Decided to visit my grandma in wizard clothes today since she's only ten minutes up the road and now by a strange turn of fate I am the wizard of the hospital waiting room.

Ghost Post 

Uh oh, Spyro themed ghostpost came in a day early. I regret that my remaining unfinished assignment will be substantially more rubbish than the others, but also I REGRET NOTHING HGGFDHJNJGHJ

Wizards dont get depressed we get even.

*touches finger to ear, nods, frowning deeply*

I have just been informed that wizards do in fact get depressed. Nevertheless,

The New Yorker keeps rejecting my sexy short stories about cat people with some bs about "exact same title as another story we published with somewhat different themes"

people don't say "gary oldman of harry potter and leon the professional fame" they say "gary oldman legendary voice actor of the spyro franchise"

i have ordered a copy from ebay with unrealistically high hopes and the wait is currently the only thing getting me through academic crunch

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honestly i have NO idea how these games manage to afford elijah wood, gary oldman, cristina ricci and mark hamil and not be built in like the roblox engine. it's buck wild.

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current mood: razzing the boyfriend over elijah wood's casting as spyro on ps2

today is a day of FUN HATS
and also CHALLENGING THE STATUS QUO

there are shitposts and there are shit posts 

stupid essays need to be handed in
but like
these essays are about FOUCAULDIAN DISCOURSE ANALYSIS
what the fuck
WHY are they not about SPYRO THE DRAGON????
academia was a mistake

sure okay england won, but i have the brain of a 37 year old according to dr kawashima so who's REALLY winning here?

there should be a movie where owen wilson and keanu reeves take turns saying wow and woah at each other over and over for like 90 minutes, but it's shot in one take so as it stops being funny it just becomes impressive.

i once saw someone claim that politics centring on 'the working class' are ableist because some disabled people can't work. i like to reflect on that occasionally. like dangling my feet over an abyss

HE WHO MAKES A MAGE OUT OF HIMSELF

GETS RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN

the football 

don't watch football but i can hear my folks in the other room saying shit like, "oh no" and "dang that sucks" so now despite myself i am wondering: is denmark winning? are rosencrantz and gildenstern there? are they kicking a skull around and saying i knew him horatio?

these tankies are just trying to run out the clock! you might say they're sta

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