Owl Liberation Now! @godtierchaoticgay@queer.party

to all the haters out there tryna tell me sarumandalf is a crack ship I WILL FIGHT YOU AND ALSO YOU WILL PROBABLY WIN

The latest in my stunning co-optation of the wizard aesthetic (despite possessing NO actual magical abilities nor earned my staff on Roke or at any other reputable arcane school): AN ALEMBIC WITH WHICH TO STORE MY MOUTHWASH IN A MORE AESTHETICAL MANNER!! It's actually meant for separating oil and vinegar for salad dressing but it was by far the coolest design. Now I just need another aesthetical mouthwash to complete the look...

Realised I didn't do an #introduction post when I joined this week, so, uh... hey!!

I'm Linden! 25, he/him, partnered w/ my beloved husbundo @gabdotvee <3

I'm a librarian, would-be author (presently redrafting my first MS), undergrad at Birkbeck, lover of comics, The Mountain Goats, indie games, and making new friends!

I'm cis, ADHD, on the spectrum and type II bipolar. Multiplicities of identity are too wide to cover in one post, but for me it's mainly fandom and being gay and doing crimes.

perhaps the real craft was the discursive frameworks of intersectional womanhood we learned along the way

tryna wind down after work watching The Craft but my brain keeps thinking about social trends and different cultural eras of gendered discourse and i'm like, MY DUDE, I AM TRYING TO WATCH THE GAY WITCH MOVIE HERE EXCUSE U

there is an alternate universe out there were someone at snl shot down andy samberg's idea for lazer cats and he's still bitter about it. like, it was a great idea bro, why do you have to ruin everything bro https://youtu.be/zlu4KhylTfA

Anyway the moral of the story is don't take off precious jewellery because you're worried about tan lines and also everyone loves bacon.

I was really depressed for the last two days because I left my ring on the lawn and the crows stole it BC shiny. It's irreplaceable and Akkas gave it to me two years ago so I was devastated. I dredged the pond and used a metal detector all over the lawn but it was gone. But today I cooked the crows bacon in the morning and this afternoon it was returned RIGHT WHERE I LEFT THE BACON!!!!!

i've spent the whole day pretending people are waving flags and putting up bunting in celebration of the movie the princess bride, and let me tell you.... it's a much better experience that way

found out about the #OurFlagMeansDeath renewal, predicably, from the queer librarians group chat. here is me screaming in realtime about it:

hello fedi i know i'm not on here enough becase i'm too busy being sad and doing situps or whatever, but i just thought all of you should know THAT THE GAY PIRATE SHOW WAS RENEWED YESTERDAY AND I LOST MY GDANG MIND AHHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaHHHAaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAaaaaa #OurFlagMeansDeath

The coolest and best thing about libraries is there's always one very cool nice visibly queer librarian in every branch. The less cool thing is there's rarely more than one at each branch so you don't often get to work with them. BUT WHEN YOU DO IT IS ALWAYS A VIBE!

got several honks and laughs from arseholes today on my way home for the crime of looking too queer, made my shitty day even shittier u_u