Fav this post if you want me to write you a smutty villanelle for Valentine's Day. (and, optionally, reply to either seed or constrain my imagination, like, I don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable by being accidentally *too* smutty, also if I don't know you I need something to go on or it's not fun.)
No promises for how many I'll be able to write though.
Hey what do kids these days use for taking & storing dirty pics on Android?
My main concern is keeping them out of the gallery, so people who might idly swipe for for more pictures of my cat don't get shocked. And if I have to manually move things to a different folder after taking/editing them, I will 100% forget to do that, so that all needs to happen inside of the sekrit context.
Trying Vaulty now but the editing is broken.
I work in a medical setting and we talk a lot about restraining patients. (Sometimes they're restrained because they're violent, but also, think of the human toddler equivalent of a cone of shame.)
T/F: Coworkers who make frequent casual jokes about tying up children must be vanilla, because if they were kinky they'd be a lot more cautious with the subject matter.
alt account for lewd shitposts. main: @mcmoots
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