Mads "Old Main" Viande @byttyrs@queer.party

Code Lyoko IRL when? also Sissy gets a scan when?

let! Sissy! fight! Xana!

consider: get rid of Protag McWhatever and give his plot functions to Sissy. she's still a huge bitch though, just a cooperative one

and she's still got will-they-won't-they with Yumi, I'm pretty sure I don't even have to say that

I’m making a playlist of songs about friendship by queers—any Recs?

things I did last night in follower-only posts on my lewd alt: discussed a sequence of Minecraft videos in which a straight-seeming man made a "proposal" to another straight-seeming man, using that exact word, of what I eventually concluded was literally just a Minecraft marriage, while explicitly denying he was proposing marriage

(the other guy accepted <3 #LoveIsLove)

if she’s your girlfriend why’d she put this bib on me

@jzs42069 this toot makes a pretty cogent comment on the infantilization of men and the complementary uncompensated labor pushed onto women under heterosexuality, but on the other hand it makes me want to die, so it's impossible to say if it's good or bad

dick wide like a highway and im leavin town

@selontheweb I don't think it needs explanation, yr riding a fat cock disease patient way the hell on out of yr podunk little town and breaking every speed limit on the way

@bryn the fun thing about fighting @peemobil is that he would be so outmatched, I would be able to win while making sure he doesn't get hurt that badly

BRAD: [stroking HAL's hair as he throws up into the guest bathroom at the frat house] valid to chunder, bro... valid to rally

bro if you don't step the FUCK up and love me for the man I am then you're not the man I fell in love with bro

I love this bro and his curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to bros on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier, bros that the average (basic) bro might refer to as "chubby" or even "fat." For me, there is nothing sexier than this bro right here: thick thighs, big booty, cute little side roll, etc.

I can easily picture running into @healyn in the city tonight being pushed around in a shopping cart by friends while wearing, for some reason, New Year's 2008 swag and he makes eye contact with me and shrugs, smiling, in a way which communicates to me in an instant "I'm the D.D. and it was not my choice to be placed in this shopping cart and these paper costume pieces"

Local Sheepgirl Goes Off On Hallowe'en Rampage

Mads said that T.I.M.E from Mouth Moods was about the aids crisis and now I can't stop thinking about it

overblown hysterics and rhetorical hyperbole about microissues in gay politics are much funnier to do in real life at parties while clapping to the syllable pulse than they are to read about on the Internet. I will not be reading the replies to this post

Local Victim of the Nuclear Family Wants Revenge, Payment

today's look: Gym Teacher (Ironic)? ... aiight,