Mads "Legend" Viande @byttyrs@queer.party

personally I think Doja Cat tells people she's not a furry, like people who never asked. that is just an intuition I have about Doja Cat

here's a thread of weird music I've posted to the Internet, but only the weird shit

My name's Madison, Madeleine, or Madeline.
I'm a trans woman w/broad taste in partners gender-wise, & I call that 'gay' for reasons.

I'm a poet, "author," artist, composer, vocalist, ~style icon~, & academic interested in things including social content of genre cliché & premodern notions of gender, sexuality, madness/folly/'oddity' or 'eccentricity' (think: AD(H)D, autism spectrum, OCD, aspects of schizophrenia).

I use the F- & T-slurs a lot. I am both. I'll try to CW them, but I may slip up.

hmm... imagine... me, but asleep two to three hours ago

I have not so much as sipped one single flavor of Monster. why the fuck would you willingly put your mouth on a can that looked like that

I'm allergic for whatever the hell is going on with the branding on Monster energy drinks

the amount of Minecraft I just played (five hours) is comparable to ten ounces of black coffee and, like, one and a half tabs of Adderall

please understand that I speak from experience when I say: at the appropriate dosages, Minecraft, coffee, and amphetamines have roughly the same effect on me

Q: Madeline, in what sense do you seek to, as you put it, 'break a man'?
A: Yes

I consider breaking men to be more of a lifework than a hobby

"you see before you a broken man," he snivelled, trying to make me feel guilty for what I've done to him in the most inadvisable possible way

'More Money Doesn't Make You Happier,' Report People Who are Mentally Adding 'More Money' to '(More Than) Enough Money'

explaining this will not make it funny to you but please trust me: if you know some things about Doja Cat this is both hilarious and extremely reasonable