Mads "Old Main" Viande @byttyrs@queer.party
Bi trans wombyn, 27. Sometimes I come back here when @byttyrs goes down
18+, minors don't follow, sorry!
Joined Aug 2018
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hey, I'm moving to @byttyrs on radical.town to have an easier time finding the things I write in the future! feel free to follow me there 💛
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here's a thread of weird music I've posted to the Internet, but only the weird shit
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My name's Madison, Madeleine, or Madeline.
I'm a trans woman w/broad taste in partners gender-wise, & I call that 'gay' for reasons.
I'm a poet, "author," artist, composer, vocalist, ~style icon~, & academic interested in things including social content of genre cliché & premodern notions of gender, sexuality, madness/folly/'oddity' or 'eccentricity' (think: AD(H)D, autism spectrum, OCD, aspects of schizophrenia).
I use the F- & T-slurs a lot. I am both. I'll try to CW them, but I may slip up.
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Why are the reals so weird. Stop that
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@byttyrs @realmaxkeeble @realmaxkeeble @jortsmaxkeeble @peemobil @aflightybroad the fact that the punchline is given within the first thirty seconds, and then there's a full four minutes of tracks afterwards.... extremely mads viande
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but is having 'Transgender' as an option on the queston 'What is your gender identity' like having the option 'Bus' as an option on the question 'Where are you going today?'
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welcome to mcmonads can i take your order
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Bare in mind this is a UK perspective. I've a lot to say over the idea going around that disabled people can do away with personal cars. First of, yes modified cars are expensive, but there's also ways to acquire via gov schemes like The Motability Scheme. Doubtless things like that will always need more access cos the govs shit. Secondly, public transport in the UK is notoriously awful at being accessible, with trains denying boarding, to platforms only being accessible via stairs. 1/?
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Busses routinely never stop to pick up ppl up if they're seen to be in a wheelchair, they literally just drive past the bus stop. Ramps up to trains or busses are often missing. If you're immune compromised, getting stuffed onto a bus isn't exactly great either. Also, what if someone just wants to go to the countryside or whatever and the only way in is via personal transport? Bus stops are often miles away from your intended destination. 2/?
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Obviously, public transport needs a massive overhaul and way more accessibility, and there needs to be so much more public transport. But just doing away with cars altogether isn't it and takes away the freedom of disabled people. 3/3
slime is a way of life, really, in addition to being a sex thing
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breaking you're pots... running in circles while you talk... sprint-jumping literally everywhere... this is, the Gamer Way™
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himbo looks directly at viewer
just two yankii bastards staring each other down
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@byttyrs I'm not smart enough for monads. Slime only
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Shoutout to #friendship
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Marvel, genitals, silly
fact: Bruce Banner's balls also become massive when he transforms but his dick remains the same size
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That considered, piracy is only fair trade. I talk about your product in public, I draw fanarts, write fanfictions, compose music for your product? In exchange, I won't pay shit for having it.
Rico and Melissa enjoying their vacation from radical.town on monads.online:
me, face pressed against the glass, laughing along inaudibly:
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everyone: say the line melissa!!
me, dejected: more like radical dot down
everyone: *cheers*
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Death! To America
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Oh you do things? You'll be hearing from our lawyers sweaty
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we had maga kanye, its only fair we get black power kanye in karmic retribution
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thinking about me and JC Denton becoming closer as friends as we crawl through a ventilation shaft together
