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personally I think Doja Cat tells people she's not a furry, like people who never asked. that is just an intuition I have about Doja Cat

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here's a thread of weird music I've posted to the Internet, but only the weird shit

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My name's Madison, Madeleine, or Madeline.
I'm a trans woman w/broad taste in partners gender-wise, & I call that 'gay' for reasons.

I'm a poet, "author," artist, composer, vocalist, ~style icon~, & academic interested in things including social content of genre cliché & premodern notions of gender, sexuality, madness/folly/'oddity' or 'eccentricity' (think: AD(H)D, autism spectrum, OCD, aspects of schizophrenia).

I use the F- & T-slurs a lot. I am both. I'll try to CW them, but I may slip up.

hmm... imagine... me, but asleep two to three hours ago

personally I think Doja Cat tells people she's not a furry, like people who never asked. that is just an intuition I have about Doja Cat

I have not so much as sipped one single flavor of Monster. why the fuck would you willingly put your mouth on a can that looked like that

I'm allergic for whatever the hell is going on with the branding on Monster energy drinks

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i love the big baby block game so much fuck you

when i die @byttyrs can have first pick of my organs because she faves and boosts my selfies from two accounts

Q: Madeline, in what sense do you seek to, as you put it, 'break a man'?
A: Yes

I consider breaking men to be more of a lifework than a hobby

hello everyone the new minecraft thing is here so goodbye everyone i will miss you

"you see before you a broken man," he snivelled, trying to make me feel guilty for what I've done to him in the most inadvisable possible way

I know we complain about str8 dudes and their fragile egos but let's be real: if I'm at a party with some asshole, I would MUCH rather he be easy to break than be impenetrably smug

'More Money Doesn't Make You Happier,' Report People Who are Mentally Adding 'More Money' to '(More Than) Enough Money'

explaining this will not make it funny to you but please trust me: if you know some things about Doja Cat this is both hilarious and extremely reasonable

Tipsy Karen wants to tell you what a failure forensic science is

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