I'm a poet, "author," artist, composer, vocalist, ~style icon~, & academic interested in things including social content of genre cliché & premodern notions of gender, sexuality, madness/folly/'oddity' or 'eccentricity' (think: AD(H)D, autism spectrum, OCD, aspects of schizophrenia).

I use the F- & T-slurs a lot. I am both. I'll try to CW them, but I may slip up.

**Mads Viande** · Dec 09, 2018, 16:50

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**Mads Viande** @byttyrs@queer.party · Dec 09, 2018, 16:50

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all these people making me do work at my job are homophobic (for doing that)

**Mads Viande** · Dec 08, 2018, 04:14

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**Mads Viande** @byttyrs@queer.party · Dec 08, 2018, 04:14

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breaking into your house and reading your poetry/listening to your beats/checking out your art you're too shy to show other people, leaving no trace behind me except several pages of ecstatic compliments and encouragement

**Mads Viande** · Dec 09, 2018, 17:13

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**Mads Viande** @byttyrs@queer.party · Dec 09, 2018, 17:13

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@selontheweb TO BE CLEAR: I did not break into the Arby's in Salt Lake, Utah where Sel lives in order to do so

(ily Sel!!! yr poemposting is So Good)

**Mads Viande** · Dec 09, 2018, 17:16

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**"The Cool S"** @selontheweb@sunbeam.city · Dec 09, 2018, 17:16

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@byttyrs she physically broke into my Arby's Home and read my poems that id scribbled on the roast beef wrappers and hidden in the Horsey Sauce tub

**Mads Viande** · Dec 09, 2018, 18:05

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**speep doot** @Kaffe@chitter.xyz · Dec 09, 2018, 18:05

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snowy soft

**Mads Viande** · Dec 09, 2018, 18:36

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**Mads Viande** @byttyrs@queer.party · Dec 09, 2018, 18:36

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y'all telling me I have to MAKE POSTS to talk to my friends on Masto Don Com? (⇁̽ ̯⇁͌)

**Mads Viande** · Dec 10, 2018, 00:29

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**Mads Viande** @byttyrs@queer.party · Dec 10, 2018, 00:29

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you already know what tf's going on

**Mads Viande** · Dec 10, 2018, 03:58

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**Mads Viande** @byttyrs@queer.party · Dec 10, 2018, 03:58

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you (weak, basic): my bussy stink
me (powerful, sophisticated): my entire gastrointestinal tract is a warzone

**Mads Viande** · Dec 10, 2018, 04:24

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**Mads Viande** @byttyrs@queer.party · Dec 10, 2018, 04:24

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catch my first full-length book of poems, "Bummer Poetry: a Collection of Real Bummers," coming to you in 202X

**Mads Viande** · Dec 10, 2018, 23:21

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**Mads Viande** @byttyrs@queer.party · Dec 10, 2018, 23:21

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instead of arguing why people who hang the toilet paper roll the other way from us are wrong and should change, let's share what we like about the way we hang the toilet paper roll. I'll start: I like how when I pull down on the edge of the toilet paper I can see the whole roll tumbling to give me more sheets : )

**Mads Viande** · Dec 10, 2018, 22:57

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**Mads Viande** @byttyrs@queer.party · Dec 10, 2018, 22:57

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I ALMOST FORGOT, today grabbing food on my way to work I saw a minivan with a "so gay I can't even drive straight" sticker on the back windshield and immediately brightened up

**Mads Viande** · Dec 10, 2018, 23:32

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**Mads Viande** @byttyrs@queer.party · Dec 10, 2018, 23:32

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turns out those corny stick-figure family rear window decals are way cuter when they're gay

**Mads Viande** · Dec 11, 2018, 01:37

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**Mads Viande** @byttyrs@queer.party · Dec 11, 2018, 01:37

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camo crocs but with those little charms they made to put in the holes

**Mads Viande** · Dec 11, 2018, 06:24

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**Mads Viande** @byttyrs@queer.party · Dec 11, 2018, 06:24

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" " - me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YJlL0wXtpw

**Mads Viande** · Nov 26, 2018, 08:57

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**Unstable cattebune** @kaylee@glasses.moe · Nov 26, 2018, 08:57

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she love the potat

**Mads Viande** · Dec 11, 2018, 17:12

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**☭the big weird mantis☭** @kowboat@radical.town · Dec 11, 2018, 17:12

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☭the big weird mantis☭ @kowboat@radical.town

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**Mads Viande** · Dec 11, 2018, 18:00

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**egg knogg** @edknock@4eva.online · Dec 11, 2018, 18:00

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**Mads Viande** · Dec 11, 2018, 17:55

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**Salty Splatoon** @rigatonimonster@witches.live · Dec 11, 2018, 17:55

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me: *knows nothing of witchcraft or wicca, not spiritual in any real way, fully believes in western medicine, never even talked to a ghost*

me on witches.live: omgggg I love witches.live 💖💜💖 :blobsathy: :polymerwitch: :patty_fly: :trick_witch: 🔮 :witchywink2: :_witchhat: :witch_hat: :dqmage: :hex_girl_dusk: :hex_girl_luna: :hex_girl_thorn: