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hey, I'm moving to @byttyrs on radical.town to have an easier time finding the things I write in the future! feel free to follow me there 💛

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Q: how's your life going? / A: bold of you to assume that my life is, in fact, 'going' 

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here's a thread of weird music I've posted to the Internet, but only the weird shit

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My name's Madison, Madeleine, or Madeline.
I'm a trans woman w/broad taste in partners gender-wise, & I call that 'gay' for reasons.

I'm a poet, "author," artist, composer, vocalist, ~style icon~, & academic interested in things including social content of genre cliché & premodern notions of gender, sexuality, madness/folly/'oddity' or 'eccentricity' (think: AD(H)D, autism spectrum, OCD, aspects of schizophrenia).

I use the F- & T-slurs a lot. I am both. I'll try to CW them, but I may slip up.

oh, the clear-skin demigod gets dandruff too, Just Like Us Mortals

don't you dare think I'll be done with you when I take that skin away, luigi

my dandruff is getting so bad it extends to my upper eyelids

sex life (absence) blogging, still nsfw 

Call For Submissions: Gay Ennui Periodical F/W 2019, a new grayscale zine to feature work by gay, bi, pan, queer, trans, nb, etc. creators* about gayness (and, y'know, the rest of that list), ennui, or both!

8.5x11" format, pagefold and margins leave four 4.25"x7" areas for pure text per sheet- or I can print images to the bleed! I accept layouts (in correct proportions) or I can do the formatting on plaintext/bare images. If you can give me your work in a form printable on one or two such pages, I am happy to accept your work in any media, until space/time/resources demand editorial discretion.

Contributor pay is $5, and possibly more if this is a wild success; paying contributors is my first priority upon sales, sorry, this project is super bootleg.

Submission deadline is November 15th, 2019, but there may be room for flexibility.

Email me questions or submissions at madsviande@gmail.com, or contact me elsewhere!

* I'm just trustin' y'all, I ain't the gay cops

you: avuncular men

me: 😶😐😒

you: aHUNKular men

me: 😮🥴😩

saying "the body doesn't stop" over and over, gradually rising in volume and horror, then imperceptibly morphing into fierce triumph

slamming my pussy to the pavement in front of Calgary Evangelical Church on 3rd Avenue near 2nd St. NE in Rudyard, Montana so severely that it flattens every scientific encampment on the entirety of the Kerguelen Islands

to anyone alarmed by allegations of a fusion bomb detonation near the Canadian border in Montana: sorry, I didn't mean to drop my pussy that hard

my final secret technique, the apex of my training, which I have used only once and swore on the grave of Rudyard, Montana only to repeat in the hour of direst need... the Antipodal Pussy Drop...

I can't do it. not now. not yet. the price is too high. all those innocents...

since I'n back on the old account for a bit I just wanna say
• short men
• fat men
• hairy men

thanks!

@selontheweb I'm not baby either... I'm just Sel as well? that sounds right

honestly the cool thing about fedi is parts of it can go down but you can keep posting and still be on here because the whole thing doesn't go down at once and if it did that'd be a way bigger problem than an website. fedi cool

since I'n back on the old account for a bit I just wanna say
• short men
• fat men
• hairy men

thanks!

@byttyrs I feel strongly that bathhouses are for fat hairy men and anyone who waxes or only does cardio should stay out of it

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