produce a sentence that contains no information but sounds like it does

i have no idea why i keep dreaming about this place, but this time i was different from my usual dreams about Denver

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it was a long maze you see, with three tracks and as you go along live musicians would guide you with some king’s warrant style story where at each crossroads you’d make a choice to either change track or stay the course- and you and the other knights errant would either successfully pass to the next room or be eliminated.

then you get into the park and there’s rollercoasters and water slides.

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i just had a dream where i reminisced about a hedgemaze that used to be in my hometown where there’d be theme music and you’d pass through rainbow arches of different colours as a game. it got closed down in the late 1980s due to lack of funding for maintenance. it was next to a theme park which was strong on castle/royalty themes.

trouble is i don’t think this place exists, but i *have* dreamt about it several times before. a persistent dream feature!

i hold a long grudge and I have one against Bombsfail. so every time i see “be gay do crimes” (including from myself) I cringe and remember why I don’t like him.

Wow! Please think about yourself too. You deserve care as much as anyone else.

the only possible way I’d return back to my home city is if I were building a giant trans sanctuary compound in colorado. let’s do a professor xavier and build a school for gifted youngsters and rescue kids who have been kicked out of their home.

Continuing to post this because I still do not have anywhere to live other than back with my parents.

Hi my name is Hearth and I'm a trans woman in Florida.

My lease is up at the end of the month and I'm trying desperately to find work and somewhere to live. If you know of someone or somewhere with space, so I don't end up with family. If you have anything, please let me know!

If anyone knows somewhere that might be hiring, preferably remote, I have a ton of experience in tech and will gladly apply.

#ADHD culture is taking copious notes

so you don't forget

and then forgetting where you put your notes

did any of the other oldies here feel the exact moment you became irrelevant? for me it was about 2016, i can’t remember exactly what happened but people just kinda stopped being super excited about meeting me. maybe it was moving to Sydney that did it?

body image standards 

it’s fucked up that women are shamed for not matching some white supremecist propaganda ideal but also shamed for doing plastic surgery and makeup. and shamed for not doing anything about their appearance. and shamed for being too femme and too masc
and also also shamed for being too skinny AND shamed for being too fat.

almost like the main stream culture is singularly focused on making all women feel shame no matter what they do.

Bird sex (chromosomes not activity) 

TIL, in birds, what we call "female" is actually the heterogametic individual and "male" is the homogametic.

Some folks make a big fuss about "females always being XX and males being XY" (incorrect even for mammals).

But the egg laying bird is ZW (or just Z) and the sperm maker is ZZ.

Which means, had we gendered birds based on familiar mammalian chromosome patterning, it is the male that lays the egg and the female fertilizes it.

I love this.

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bad comedians 

he had the routine about having a prostate exam. i say “the” because that shit is old and recycled as all hell

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bad comedians 

so i had never heard of John Mulaney so i looked up a “best of” youtube video.

how on earth did people think a white guy whose entire act is racial impersonations was gonna be cool and trans friendly?

the pollen is being extremely transphobic this morning

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