Pinguin Techno Quantum Fairy @bootie_fringe@queer.party
- location
- berlin
- attention
- deficit
- pronoun
- ey
- sex
- yes
Pan & poly & full of anxieties. Vegan. Volunteer sex work. Consent is vital. If the revolution is my boyfriend, why does he never send nudes?
I am no longer new here and kinda familiar with the fediverse; please still try to tell me nicely when I am doing something wrong.
Joined May 2020
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trans star wars
“only a cis deals in absolutes!”
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sex woes
@lamb anal should not hurt unless you want it to. If it does, someone is doing it wrong. Before I penetrate a new inexperienced partner, I always make sure I can fit at least 3 well-lubed fingers into their hole without discomfort.
I usually start foreplay with one finger & apply ridiculous amounts of silicon-based lube, which stays slippery way longer than water-based lube. My rule of thumb is: If you think it is enough lube … use more lube!
Good anal should not cause any pain ever! ♥
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I just joined yesterday and already I had nice interactions with cute, lewd, delightfully queer people than elsewhere!
tbh I came for the noodz, but I'll definitely stay for the 
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fiscally big tit milf, socially big ass teen
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lewd
a quick update, while you shouldn't eat while wearing prosthetic fangs, i can still swallow things~
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i want to walk in the rain
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nsfw nude selfies, ec, kink
Do I make for a pretty pet?
I was collared by @deejvalen and now I'm zer bitch
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babe, are you a daring-class (type 45) destroyer? because you look like there were high hopes for you but you vastly exceeded cost expectations and a number of critical flaws render you much less useful than thought
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Maybe this is a controversial opinion but I don't like it when you have to follow a character who walks much slower than your run speed but much faster than your walk speed. Just gonna do donuts around this poor guide in the desert
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did you know that DPI stands for Day of Penis Inspection
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@resistxpersist asses to asses, thrust to thrust
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Why do we give scholarships and the best schools to the top students?
Isn't in the lowest performing students that need the most help? "Good" students are doing just fine already.
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Disambiguation
List of things that do fart (organic)
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sorry for the repost I had to fix some stuff in the first one lol
anyways this is what doms mean when they talk about wanting a pretty little pet:
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lewd joke
asses to asses, dick to dick
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jill of the beep variety
gay levels are currently at 100%
(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■
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ooc Juli quote, lewd
"Jesus died so I could get creampied"
want that on booty shorts
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@jookia Just keep an extremely clean penis, then you will always pass DPI!
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I WANT A GIRL WITH A SHORT TEMPER AND A LONG SWORD
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did you know that DPI stands for Day of Penis Inspection
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The existence of Comicon implies the possibility of Satiricon, Tragicon, and Romcomcon
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why does this world want so much from me
I'm just a tiny little kitten
- location
- berlin
- attention
- deficit
- pronoun
- ey
- sex
- yes
Pan & poly & full of anxieties. Vegan. Volunteer sex work. Consent is vital. If the revolution is my boyfriend, why does he never send nudes?
I am no longer new here and kinda familiar with the fediverse; please still try to tell me nicely when I am doing something wrong.
Joined May 2020
