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I am NEVER going to install an EXPERIMENTAL patch for the so-called LOG4SHELL vulnerability

the LONG-TERM EFFECTS of fixing the bug are NOT KNOWN to anyone

I know computers that fight off a malware infection do develop a NATURAL IMMUNITY to exploits

software vendors FORCING users to PATCH violates their civil rights

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lewd, parody ad 

This toot is sponsored by sluttily, the free online & offline flirting strategy.

Millions behave sluttily to communicate their desires clearly & effectively.

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trans star wars 

“only a cis deals in absolutes!”

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sex woes 

@lamb anal should not hurt unless you want it to. If it does, someone is doing it wrong. Before I penetrate a new inexperienced partner, I always make sure I can fit at least 3 well-lubed fingers into their hole without discomfort.

I usually start foreplay with one finger & apply ridiculous amounts of silicon-based lube, which stays slippery way longer than water-based lube. My rule of thumb is: If you think it is enough lube … use more lube!

Good anal should not cause any pain ever! ♥

@keith defect to minetest we have the CVE++ programming language which is much better than java

shaking this webpage, desperately wanting remote jobs in my field to fall out

Weird Dad wearing a shirt that says "Wanted for war crimes in the former Yugoslavia" and just refusing to elaborate. Goofy!

uapol, shitpost 

hey hey neighbour yeah you

stop locking your door

it's threatening me

markov chain generated toot 

i do or sometimes i get like double psychic damage and its so frustratingall my friends

Wordplay, shitpost, mh- kinda, sleep 

Yes I'm a depressed kitty.

Meaning I'm a kitty that needs some deep rest.

Berufswunsch: professionelle Hai- und Hornkuschler*in

me: Buttcoin, the Proof of Ass cryptocurrency. The better your arse, the more internet money you get.
me: wait, that's just onlyfans

i am immune to propaganda. improper gander, on the other hand,

Yeah I'm straight passing. Straight passing this fucking blunt

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