Pinguin Techno Quantum Fairy @bootie_fringe@queer.party
- location
- berlin
- attention
- deficit
- pronoun
- ey
- sex
- yes
Pan & poly & full of anxieties. Vegan. Volunteer sex work. Consent is vital. If the revolution is my boyfriend, why does he never send nudes?
I am no longer new here and kinda familiar with the fediverse; please still try to tell me nicely when I am doing something wrong.
Joined May 2020
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I am NEVER going to install an EXPERIMENTAL patch for the so-called LOG4SHELL vulnerability
the LONG-TERM EFFECTS of fixing the bug are NOT KNOWN to anyone
I know computers that fight off a malware infection do develop a NATURAL IMMUNITY to exploits
software vendors FORCING users to PATCH violates their civil rights
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lewd, parody ad
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trans star wars
“only a cis deals in absolutes!”
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sex woes
@lamb anal should not hurt unless you want it to. If it does, someone is doing it wrong. Before I penetrate a new inexperienced partner, I always make sure I can fit at least 3 well-lubed fingers into their hole without discomfort.
I usually start foreplay with one finger & apply ridiculous amounts of silicon-based lube, which stays slippery way longer than water-based lube. My rule of thumb is: If you think it is enough lube … use more lube!
Good anal should not cause any pain ever! ♥
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@keith defect to minetest we have the CVE++ programming language which is much better than java
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parasocial network
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shaking this webpage, desperately wanting remote jobs in my field to fall out
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effortless shitpost
@AgathaSorceress benana shapiro 🍌
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BLM 
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Weird Dad wearing a shirt that says "Wanted for war crimes in the former Yugoslavia" and just refusing to elaborate. Goofy!
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uapol, shitpost
hey hey neighbour yeah you
stop locking your door
it's threatening me
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markov chain generated toot
i do or sometimes i get like double psychic damage and its so frustratingall my friends
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Wordplay, shitpost, mh- kinda, sleep
Yes I'm a depressed kitty.
Meaning I'm a kitty that needs some deep rest.
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Berufswunsch: professionelle Hai- und Hornkuschler*in
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for sale: sex arse, never worn
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oh you're a foodie?
name every food
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me: Buttcoin, the Proof of Ass cryptocurrency. The better your arse, the more internet money you get.
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me: wait, that's just onlyfans
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i am immune to propaganda. improper gander, on the other hand,
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css (cascading spreadsheets)
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Yeah I'm straight passing. Straight passing this fucking blunt
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fuck semantics! i hate meaning!
- location
- berlin
- attention
- deficit
- pronoun
- ey
- sex
- yes
Pan & poly & full of anxieties. Vegan. Volunteer sex work. Consent is vital. If the revolution is my boyfriend, why does he never send nudes?
I am no longer new here and kinda familiar with the fediverse; please still try to tell me nicely when I am doing something wrong.
Joined May 2020
