Pinguin Techno Quantum Fairy @bootie_fringe@queer.party

downscaling my dick and balls to Full HD and 24 fps after getting some feedback from yer mum

I think getting really invested in your laptop stickers is good because it incentivizes repairs and generally wanting to make your device last longer

walking everywhere for like 10 years has given me frankly surprising stamina. i have hot pseudo abs and a 1 metre reach. can clean a ceiling without tiptoeing. what weird shit do you like about your body?

someone at the grocery store told me to "have a great weekend"

I fired that straight back, because I was in a good mood and figured I was temporally disoriented

anyway it's Tuesday

upscaling my dick and balls to 4k 60fps

@Enbyofenvy you are playing russian roulette with farts basically

@mottenmaedchen you look so confident that my desire to become a cute goth girl would prob be stronger than the desire to hook up with one if I met you IRL lol

this is a stick up put the boobies on me

It has reached a point where i should not fart anymore. I dont think the next one is gonna be a fart.

i wanna be 18
please time go faster
only in this aspect though

I only listen to podcasts at 1.74x speed, as Norman Podcast intended

irritability levels 95% and rising

*on a date*
"umm yeah idk how to say this; i don't know if your glasses were really necessary for your character design... seems kinda overloaded you know.. ://"

"i need these to see"

"yeah i know the lore explanation but still :/"

Don't forget to leave out milk and cookies for Bush on 9/11 eve

wtc this shirt???

checking with the tree of life real quick to find out how many pints are in a cup just American things

emptying my ass of leaves so I could re-fil it with leaves