Pinguin Techno Quantum Fairy @bootie_fringe@queer.party

Parking meters are a form of gentrification

gamer girl domme on voice with her friends, doing an endgame raid while im locked in place at her feet, bound and gagged and plugged. each time she lands a crit, the vibration briefly intensifies. every enemy slain sends a jolt through the shock collar. she has her webcam pointed at me and is streaming the feed to her party. raid ends in four hours

bro your eyes are so pretty, no homo bro. like I could get lost in them, in a heterosexual way

fuck it (unsmarts your phone)

In an effort to achieve true peace, I will be banning my dick and balls from posting on their own for now

Given Hasbro, I have to assume the only reason MTG hasn't crossed-over with Monopoly yet is it'd be giving the game away.

potential dates for LOOT MY BODY, an erotic final boss dating sim:

- deranged empress
- elritch swamp hag
- totally unscrupulous Devil Wears Prada style #girlboss
- cold, faceless assassin
- huge inhuman monster with A Tragic Past
- ex-special ops military zealot who is also kind of your mom in a weird way
- just a straight up drow. spider taur.
- JRPG boss who loves philosophy and dressing up like a murderous italian jester
- Butchula (butch dracula)

oh also can we get like Leatherface but girl? splatter sapphic representation. also maybe some kind of fucked up demon for the secret hidden dating path.

If somebody wants to make that boss bitch dating sim pa-leeze get me to do the art

im going to create an information that is so hazardous

Move fast, break things, do nothing to fix them, insist they're not broken, blame someone else.

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the difference between twitter and fedi is that twitter will ban you for undermining nato and i’ll ban you for supporting it