Jackbooted Tot @beebs@queer.party

Pro tip: if you're on a Mastodon instance running a relatively recent version (2.5.0 is the earliest I've been able to check):

* Go to <your instance>/filters (here, for example, it's https://elekk.xyz/filters
* Add New Filter
* Add the keyword "womenarestupid", click all four filter contexts, check "drop instead of hide", and uncheck "whole word".

This will remove these racist, misogynist, and now homophobic spam posts from your timelines and won't even leave a tombstone behind.

h/t @Osiri

the pig.

I just wanna put it out there that the word for “being polite on mastodon” should be fediquette

Sonic the hedgehog runs into a bar, rings go flying everywhere, it's a mess, honestly, who's gonna pick up all these rings?

using the whole foods bathroom without buying anything is praxis

I want to live in the imaginary future that conservatives fear

shes baby

the best way to remain positive is to stop thinking about things in terms of "interesting and engaging content" like you're some sort of product meant only for pleasing others

and instead just talk about all the mundane neutral/positive things in your life like getting a candy bar or getting smiled at on the bus or having a good time petting a dog

So Ive put this off long enough

I'm going to write about why I left sunbeam and the very serious, frankly very liberal minded set up of the entire coop, the lack of accessibility, the whiteness, and the obscene amount of emotional labour done to just, participate, as a disabled, black, autistic queer person in this space.

Labour which was then responded to with over white supremacy and racism from another coop member and the head of the extinction rebellion account at the time.

Really gross stuff, not leftist. Not progressive.

Just Lib. All the way down. I'm going to talk about it, and its not going to be pretty.

Saddle up.

This isn't fun for me or enjoyable because ive already thought this through. This is a labour of love to any marginalized POC tempted to waste time on liberal minded people with socialist identities. An unpaid labour that i must intoxicate myself to get through. Viola

Capitalism & Pride

me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

bro, hold me. bro im so alone bro. bro. sometimes it feels like nobodys there for me, bro.
bro

I finally got my degree in hacking

Imagine fucking up your life so bad the only two sections of your Wikipedia article are "Personal Life" and "9/11 Controversy"

Apparently Stephen Rannazzisi also appeared in a 2015 episode of "Roast Battles". seems like an easy guy to roast. "You lied about working for Merril Lynch in the World Trade Center as a way to launch your standup career". That's a good roast