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imagine believing the US government has any legitimacy at all in 2019 lol

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so there is at least one person in the universe interested in my personal spiritual beliefs, so I'm going to share them. I'll be tagging any discussion of the subject with because that's my name for the experiences I have had that led me to these beliefs (inspired by this song: youtube.com/watch?v=AB1cMMxJ7U )

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Some Asshole: The only reason someone will ever be nice is if it benefits them somehow

Humans: I'm gonna bring this plant home, and name him Greg, and water him every day. I love you Greg.

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Some Asshole: humans are just naturally inclined to selfish behavior because of evolution

Humans: *form social bonds with strangers*
Humans: *form social bonds with animals*
Humans: *form social bonds with plants*
Humans: *form social bonds with robots*

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i want a girl with a short arm and a loooong leg, and also another short arm and a long leg. a t rex. a t rex is what i want

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I could hear my neighbors having an ugly breakup and when i went outside i found this

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"We are no longer a bourgeois household--dry food from now on" I said to my cat as he watched me throw out all the fancy feast.

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@SquidPresident you can just remove the last three words there tbh

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It should be illegal for the US military to recruit in public schools

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it's like people have completely forgotten how to be in contact with people apart from through facebook.

i swear that site gives you spongy prions

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Anarchists should love functional programming right

I mean it is, by nature, stateless

Indy came to sit on my chest last night before bed! She hasn't done that in weeks. :blobaww:

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fucked up how gender critical doesnt mean rolling a 20 on gender

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maybe i should have a permanent Out Of Office Autoreply that says something like "thanks for your email, i might reply properly later, but at the moment the idea of replying to your email, and also the fact that i am supposed to, is ruining my day, and i'm not sure i have the emotional energy to work out a better way of saying this, go fuck yourself, i didn't mean that sorry, please don't ever send me anything ever again, i want a quiet life, please let me be in peace, let my soul rest, o hecky"

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Quick door blockading. I like the wood wedges technique as it requires smaller items that can be carried easily.

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8-character passwords can now be brute-forced by computers that can try all 6 quadrillion permutations in 2 and a half hours, but really, any good password system should lock the user out after the first quadrillion guesses. By the second quadrillion, it's probably safe to assume that it's not a legitimate login attempt.

It's my wife's birthday so uh give her boosts (through me)

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