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imagine believing the US government has any legitimacy at all in 2019 lol

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so there is at least one person in the universe interested in my personal spiritual beliefs, so I'm going to share them. I'll be tagging any discussion of the subject with because that's my name for the experiences I have had that led me to these beliefs (inspired by this song: youtube.com/watch?v=AB1cMMxJ7U )

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me, looking at any small-chested woman: wow, those tits are gorgeous

me, looking at my own modest chest: awww man will anybody even notice these they're so small

If guaranteed minimum income and universal healthcare were a thing, I think so many of my programmer colleagues would immediately take low-income sabbaticals to write high-quality good-ui users-first free and open source software that it would inspire tedious "how was it possible?!?" medium dot com thinkpieces for years and years

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this isn't a new problem either. there are piles upon piles of shakespearean studies going back centuries in which cis men argue that Richard III is a likeable character when the guy literally murders children

the problem with characters like rick sanchez, tyler durden etc. isn't that they're bad satire or the filmic medium doesn't lend itself to having unsympathetic protagonists. the problem is that cis men are so fucking stupid that they cant see a man on screen without thinking that he's cool and awesome

hey #fediverse, tell me about non-unix #operatingsystems you like!

For example, I really enjoy Haiku and am intrigued by MorphOS.

PS: Appreciate boosts to extend my reach here. <3

This is the jacket I've had for my entire adult life, and a sweater with a dog on it (selfie, ec)

Cis reckon

When my daughter was hitting adolescence i was hit with this profound melancholy and mourned knowing I’d never again see that little kid i loved so much, and she was becoming someone else whomst i also live but was changingg into someone new, as we do when we grow

So when she told me she was a girl i was like u got it babe

when i hear about parents of trans kids mourning or whatever im like, you mean you havent dealt with the ephemeral nature of being until now??? Basic ass scrubs

🚨 CRITICAL ALMOST-TWO-WEEK
UPDATE!!!!! 🚨

noticing that he just leaves these things up all week, i have chosen this monday to massively improve the situation

he has not noticed, yet

I saw the little girl who last week asked me "are you a boy or a girl" and she was like "you never answered me you just said neither". I said "but I am neither". Guess she's still taking some time to wrap her head around this one.

america was invented when a bunch of people from england thought that their country sucked and they wanted to make somewhere else suck too

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