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got my brain in a trade so it grows really fast but i don't have enough badges so it's a coin toss whether it listens to me or not

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50% gay, 50% cats, 50% shitposts, 50% Bad Eats. that's 200% bc im Extra like that

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Just wanted to take this opportunity to let folks know that if you ever want me to content warn for something, PLEASE let me know! I care deeply about not hurting people but am not a good judge of things, so I often don't know what needs a warning until I'm told. Have a nice day!

sao posting 

sao posting 

sao posting 

watching sao now and, yeah ok kiritos kind of a massive edgelord im having a hard time taking this seriously
(although, even as i laugh at him it's understandable for a teenager thrust into circumstances like these to have their emotions just go Hog Fucking Wild up in there. lord knows i was no better! actually im still a massive edgelord i just have a bit more self awareness about it nowadays)

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tired: iron is harmful to fae because of unspecified magic intrinsic properties
wired: iron is harmful to fae because of its chemical properties
inspired: iron is harmful to fae specifically because it is physically the stuff of the human Industrial Revolution, a social restructuring event with broadly devastating effects on human adherence to the core values of the fae. for this reason, iron is suffused with a palpable curse that arises from its position as a symbol of human callousness.

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OOP, SORRY THERE
Any player with points in "Midwestern" has access to this move, which allows them to access areas normally inaccessible by ostentatiously bumping past someone, or to knock an item out of someone's hands without offense.
On 2d6:
10+ - Complete success
7-9 - Requires add'l "aww jeez" to show sincere remorse

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how to improve any concept:

add lesbians
protect them at all costs
you're done
why are you still reading this go read your improved story

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@em
Millions of flat earths laid on top of each other to form a cylindrical earth theory.

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as many of you know, I spent a week at the London XR rebellion, well I have finally written a short article on what I saw, what I feel about it and if XR is even worth it for us in the first place.
cornishrepublican.army/2019/10
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despite the fact that everyone says its Bad i remember liking it? but i think i was in middle school when i watched it (and also sometimes i just like things that are bad or people call them bad who are wrong and i need to remember that i dont need to give a fuck about other peoples opinion on my media consumption)

feeling the urge to watch sword art online

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calling a spade a suit of cards (harassment and abuse meta, physical violence as metaphor) (291 words) 

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WHY IS EVERYBODY IN ANY POSITION OF AUTHORITY IN THE FAST FOOD INDUSTRY SO FUCKING OBSESSED WITH SPEED AND TIME THAT THEY PRIORITIZE IT ABOVE ALL ELSE, INCLUDING TREATING THEIR WORKERS LIKE FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS

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@garbados Apparently the idea of Indigenous people trading pelts for squash or whatever is something Adam Smith just full-on made up

There have been a lot of anthropologists that have studied gift economies (likely the dominant system before colonialism, not barter) and have written things like "they give each other gifts on the assumption that they'll be owed a gift back sometime in the future," and then give absolutely no evidence for that. Whereas the ones who actually ask the people doing it are often told "nah, I gave him that because he's my bro and that's just what we do." The tit-for-tat relationship is just imposed on it to maintain the idea that capitalism is natural (whether intentionally on the anthropologists' part or not)

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Weird meds observation: maybe it's my ADHD, but taking 7 pills every morning is waay easier than 2. If the routine ever simplifies, I think I'll have to add vitamins just to make it complicated enough to remember.

our cable box has voice search and dad has made it a point to put on a silly voice whenever he uses it and it was doing good for a while but today it's just like "fuck you, i dont have to put up with this shit, talk normal or i wont take you where you want to go"

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food adj, upsetting? 

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"why are you worried about this thing when you should be worried about This Thing instead" trust me i have the ability to worry about thousands of things at once all of the time and by god i wish i didn't

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