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a summary of the experience you will get from following me 

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got my brain in a trade so it grows really fast but i don't have enough badges so it's a coin toss whether it listens to me or not

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50% gay, 50% cats, 50% shitposts, 50% Bad Eats. that's 200% bc im Extra like that

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Just wanted to take this opportunity to let folks know that if you ever want me to content warn for something, PLEASE let me know! I care deeply about not hurting people but am not a good judge of things, so I often don't know what needs a warning until I'm told. Have a nice day!

playing apollo justice ace attorney 

MR HAT

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playing apollo justice ace attorney 

sdfsdfsdfsdf trucy doll you are a wonderful little lady

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psyche locks :o been a while since ive seen one of those

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omg since phoenix got disbarred he doesn't have his attorneys badge in his inventory anymore Q.Q how am i supposed to play this game if i can't go around showing everyone my badge?

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ok the fact that this is suddenly being presented as taking place inside a computer did confuse me at the beginning of the chapter but i forgot about it until now so it has once again blindsided me. why are we suddenly in a computer

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humanity: *evolves the ability to create art*

humanity: i'm going to draw dicks on everything

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@witchfynder_finder @geet i was. buying games and not playing them before it was cool. i still have wii games i never played

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NASA astronauts cautiously approach the moon cube and are shocked to see words etched into its surface "There are hot MILFs in your area..."

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eroding the concept of trademark by using brand names exclusively when i am not actually referring to the brand in question

playing apollo justice ace attorney 

can something really be ruled a murder if the victim was the one who arranged it. i once again dont know what laws are regarding assisted suicide in either the us or japan but it seems wild that murder should be the charge

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detective gumshoe!!! oh how ive missed him but they are now giving me my boy!!!

playing apollo justice ace attorney 

god every time i look at this brushel guy i cant help the thought that "this man looks like hes voiced by griffin mcelroy"
he doesnt look a whole lot like griffin mcelroy himself, mind you, he just looks like thats whos voicing him

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dogs deserve better than working for cops wtf

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ADHD, Operating System, shitpost 

Revolutionary! Introducing : the ADHD process scheduling algorithm, with features such as :

Fast, repeated preemptive switching when tasks are remembered by the OS
Random discarding of tasks when the scheduler doesn't see them for long enough
"Focus" mode, where the scheduler focuses on one task for one to an indefinite amount of time quanta, disabling task switching altogether, as well as self maintenance routines (randomly enabled)
"Apprehensive stunlock" mode, where the scheduler, informed about an upcoming important task, prevents the scheduling of anything on the CPU to make sure you are ready when the big task happens
"Ugghhh" mode, where the scheduler just loses it and the list of ready processes becomes a blurry list and the priority field is ignored.

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I'm not saying the Grinch is "my type"

BUT

I'd fuck a consenting Grinch at least once for the story

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dad's gf has been freed from her quarantine! hallelujah!

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