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got my brain in a trade so it grows really fast but i don't have enough badges so it's a coin toss whether it listens to me or not

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50% gay, 50% cats, 50% shitposts, 50% Bad Eats. that's 200% bc im Extra like that

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Just wanted to take this opportunity to let folks know that if you ever want me to content warn for something, PLEASE let me know! I care deeply about not hurting people but am not a good judge of things, so I often don't know what needs a warning until I'm told. Have a nice day!

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Paleontologists reveal Dinosaurs only worked 4 day weeks

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"What Socialism Demands" by Eugene V. Debs in "Unionism and Socialism" [1904]

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dads gf re guy fiery: "he's not a BAD dudebro, he's just a dude who happens to be a bro"

i need to either figure out a way to follow people on twitter and fedi on the same app or make Just A Bunch of crossposting bots bc there are Several people on twitter who i might like to follow but also i am incapable of having more than one social media at a time and i would much rather be here

the world and everyone: "you have to practice things to get better at them!"
me, a Gifted Kid™ who never learned how to handle failure: i have to what now

"great job, piss ghost, you made that guy valedictorian"

glitch pokemon are so ominous. you fuckin, send them out and they play their "cry" but it points to somewhere that there isnt cry data stored so it tries to interpret garbage and it just sounds Wrong and goes on forever and possibly crashes your game

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i continue to love following Japanese people because someone just sent me on a sushi restaurant adventure in space

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Don't mean to rush any couples, but if you get married this Saturday, your 50th anniversary will land on 4/20/69

also, putting the care tag on the side towards the bottom is fairly standard for shirts (even if i would prefer you just keep all the tags together at the center neck) but it's completely ridiculous to do that on pants. if the shorts are short enough "towards the bottom" ceases to even be a meaningful distinction and it all gets lost in the vague concept of side. don't do it

i can't fuckin read your weird cryptographic symbols (i know they have some kind of meaning but lord knows what it actually is) and i DEFINITELY can't read your shit if the ink just fuckin leaves on the first wash. telling your machine to embroider some words for you isn't hard! just do it!

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