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got my brain in a trade so it grows really fast but i don't have enough badges so it's a coin toss whether it listens to me or not

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50% gay, 50% cats, 50% shitposts, 50% Bad Eats. that's 200% bc im Extra like that

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Just wanted to take this opportunity to let folks know that if you ever want me to content warn for something, PLEASE let me know! I care deeply about not hurting people but am not a good judge of things, so I often don't know what needs a warning until I'm told. Have a nice day!

how to make a popular ya novel:
- classification system for people
- that's it, that's all you need

thinkin about a katamari full collection run. how long would that take given the estimate for this any% is like an hour

hey this very relaxed cover of escape from the city is greatly confusing me

hey the words "two player one controller big the cat run" were just said and i. really hope i can stay awake to see this

gdq crowd just Screaming to censor the cursing in re2 remake

shoutout to the person in the gdq crowd who shouted "oh no he's cute" when ralsei took off his hat

(luckily i do actually have plenty of cash in my PayPal, i can just transfer that over)

me: oh i have money i can do this
bank account: you have $20
me: oh

dont like spending money but theres undertale+deltarune prizes for donating to sgdq rn and My Kinnie Ass

twitch: if you want to use our mobile app you need to sign in
me: ok
twitch: if you want to sign in you need to change your password
me: fair
twitch: if you want to change your password wait for an email with more details
twitch: (does not send me said email)
me: what the fuck

making it my life's goal to become the world's foremost barbie horse adventures: wild horse rescue speedrunner

me: hey we don't have any bowls
family: just eat off a plate
me: how dare

my favorite part of a marathon really is when everything goes to shit and the runner just has to cope with it as it happens

that gdq feel when "that's never happened before!"

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@wintgenstein twitter logic is thinking a single moderation message is creepier than a billion dollar conglomerate that tracks you throughout the entire web
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Was talking about Mastodon with an old-school sysadmin guy. We reached the realization that defederating from instances with no/bad moderation is essentially the same thing as blocking open relays back when you ran your own email server: open relays always end up getting used for spam, you block 'em to protect your users.

Email was and still is the first federated social network, so it already faced a lot of the same problems; we should study its solutions (and its failures).

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Queer Party!

A silly instance of Mastodon for queer folk and non-queer folk alike. Let's be friends!
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