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got my brain in a trade so it grows really fast but i don't have enough badges so it's a coin toss whether it listens to me or not

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50% gay, 50% cats, 50% shitposts, 50% Bad Eats. that's 200% bc im Extra like that

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Just wanted to take this opportunity to let folks know that if you ever want me to content warn for something, PLEASE let me know! I care deeply about not hurting people but am not a good judge of things, so I often don't know what needs a warning until I'm told. Have a nice day!

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hi if you say you support trans/queer people thats great, but what if they're also nonwhite? or disabled? or sex workers, or migrants, or mentally ill in a way you don't understand? what if they're in prison or selling drugs to survive? or what if, god forbid, they're asking you for money from the sidewalk? do still really think you support us queers or do you support the idea of white affluent lgbts

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the real trolley problem is why we don't have more trolleys instead of cars on our streets amirite comrades

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I hope your day is filled with powerful Labour MP thinks a fetish is a "worry" and boldly declares he has thousands of them, the biggest of which is probably "the horses" energy today.

chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north

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Valid to have no idea how your gender works or if it does

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what's ur guys most detested Cpommon Dating Advice?? mine is "lower your standards" as a response to people not finding dates

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there's 3 ways to interpret it:
a: date people you're not attracted to just so you can get laid / get dating practice. incredibly gross
b: date people you're attracted to but aren't sure about dating because they put up Red Flags. incredibly dangerous
c: critically analyze the bigotry behind why you don't consider certain groups of people dateworthy and possibly work on changing that. in said case, "lower ur standards" is uhh, not a gr8 way to describe this

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me: defeats the boss and collects all of the loot that drops
the rest of the people at my workplace: :pika_surprise:

chickenonaraft.com
chicken on a raft on a monday morning
oh what a terrible sight to see!
the dabtoes forward and the dustmen aaaaaft~
sittin there pickin at a chicken on a raft!

listening to chicken on a raft because my brain refuses to leave me alone

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who wouldn't want to play a game where you can date a gay vampire and an enby witch simultaneously

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dragons are destroying the chivalry industry by smooching princesses

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the head bone's connected to the fire bone
the fire bone's connected to the moon bone
the moon bone's connected to the glass bone

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I’m glad that I can come to this website and see some inane bullshit for absolutely free, with no ads

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its official, i am a soft nucleophile "high energy HOMO"

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I can't wait to have a large mood with that hot take, thanks

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