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I'm anarceus on all my other accounts btw. though I never post there because I don't have the attention span, if this server starts having issues or anything or I just feel like moving I'll probably be there.

I think currently I'm on eldritch cafe, linux pizza, meow social and also mastodon social for some reason

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feel free to always interact with me btw I like when people talk to me as long as it's good faith.

(also I recommend to tone tag jokes, sarcasm and light hearted stuff i'm unfortunately very prone to not catching those)

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hat hier irgendwer in den letzten fünf Jahren nen Master of Arts gemacht und dann nen Job gesucht? Vorzugsweise nicht im akademischen Bereich?

Wenn ja, wie geht das?

I am now in Austria. for like a day but I'm no longer in Germany

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hearing people speak german is always like "agjmfhjsdjsjsdj ja genau hsfjsfgjsjdfjdfjdfj ffmpeg bindings sfgjsfgkmfskgk"

hot take, figurative violence mention, yeah i'm pissed again 

every single time somebody goes "but trans men oppress trans women!", a hostage does brutally. shut the hell up

somebody on tumblr messaged me for friendship but they keep posting borderline military fetish bs and the american flag. do they just want to hatecrime me

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@anarceus
*takes a deep breath, sneezes*

Ahh well, summer is here again i guess...

my immune system: *detonates its bomb vest*

I love how one of the common reactions of our immune system to being sick is "cook it". like, nevermind that we're not gonna survive that either, the virus will die

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Diese Eule hat eine Baby-Ente aufgezogen, weil sie dachte, es wäre ein Ei von ihr gewesen und wie cute sind die beiden bitte?! 😭😭🥺🥰

#FlauschTheCurve

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We're people, not pronouns. Our gender is not just our pronouns. Nonbinary people use all kinds of pronouns, not just “they/them”.

So please don't call us “they/thems” 🙄

en.pronouns.page/blog/not-a-th

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The existence of a funeral "director" implies the existence, under the pretense of film, of a funeral "best boy." That's me.

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A serval kitten stays close to its protective mom. Maasai Mara National Reserve, #Kenya. @Yaron_Schmid

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