alpacajess @alpacajess@queer.party

#introduction
Hi! tumblr is dying so I'm checking this place out. My name is Jess. I'm a 30 y.o. #transgender woman. #Bisexual but prefers ladies. #Writer, traveler, romantic. #Music keeps me going. I love #punk, #rock, #grunge, #indie, #jazz, #hiphop and #noise.

Last night while I sat at a group meeting, I sketched this concept for a self-portrait. I'm the figure in the middle. In the final version, I want to make the path even more complex, and incorporate the transgender colors #sketch #art

Small brain: "Mastodon"
Big brain: "Fediverse"
Galaxy brain: "This website"

My breakup bangs are working. I got lucky last night 😚 #selfie

I heard that old alt-rock song with the lyric "Tie me to a bed post" and I realized I wanted to be dominated real bad. I want someone to tie me to a bed and blow my fucking mind. I've been dealing with my shit like a boss for months, and I want someone to just set back to zero. Then I want them to spend the rest of the night petting me and whispering nice bullshit to me. Fuck. Happy Valentine's Day.

New hair, who's this? #selfie #transisbeautiful #girlslikeus

#abolishice

An older lesbian coworker bought me a bag of dill pickle flavored popcorn at work today. When her shift was over, she came up to me and told me she thought I should have the receipt.

I was a bit distracted, and I thought it was odd, but I said OK. Suddenly she slipped a folded-up receipt into my back pocket! When she left, I pulled it out, expecting a phone number or some secret message. But no, it was just the receipt 🤨

I have the biggest crush. Today I thought about her at work, and I became useless. It's like my crush was literally crushing me, and I couldn't move because I wanted to make out with her so bad. I am 30 years old by the way 😳 😓

I'm gay, but I hate electropop.

I think it's because my mom used to be an aerobics instructor when I was little and she dragged me to her afternoon and evening classes cuz she couldn't afford a babysitter. I sat in the corner of the room, or in a daycare room behind a thin wall and that aerobics music was pounding in my ears. Even when we went home, she'd practice her routines. I thought music was annoying until I heard that weird Butthole Surfers song on the radio. Thanks, Butthole Surfers

Stoner metal is the opposite of work out music. You listen to it when you want to get out of shape

Best times to cry (progesterone edition)

-When I'm driving somewhere by myself and I just want to cry
-When I can't sleep because everything bad that happened to me is replaying in my head and oh shit I need to get up in four hours...
-When my ex gives me advice for future relationships
-When I watch some random scene in a show that isn't even sad
-When I want to get laid but no one I like wants to fuck
-When I want to write and make art but I waste my whole night on social media

I'll learn to code when Satan teaches me to code in Hell

#dog #style #fashion