My breakup bangs are working. I got lucky last night 😚 #selfie
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I heard that old alt-rock song with the lyric "Tie me to a bed post" and I realized I wanted to be dominated real bad. I want someone to tie me to a bed and blow my fucking mind. I've been dealing with my shit like a boss for months, and I want someone to just set back to zero. Then I want them to spend the rest of the night petting me and whispering nice bullshit to me. Fuck. Happy Valentine's Day.
An older lesbian coworker bought me a bag of dill pickle flavored popcorn at work today. When her shift was over, she came up to me and told me she thought I should have the receipt.
I was a bit distracted, and I thought it was odd, but I said OK. Suddenly she slipped a folded-up receipt into my back pocket! When she left, I pulled it out, expecting a phone number or some secret message. But no, it was just the receipt 🤨
I'm gay, but I hate electropop.
I think it's because my mom used to be an aerobics instructor when I was little and she dragged me to her afternoon and evening classes cuz she couldn't afford a babysitter. I sat in the corner of the room, or in a daycare room behind a thin wall and that aerobics music was pounding in my ears. Even when we went home, she'd practice her routines. I thought music was annoying until I heard that weird Butthole Surfers song on the radio. Thanks, Butthole Surfers
Best times to cry (progesterone edition)
-When I'm driving somewhere by myself and I just want to cry
-When I can't sleep because everything bad that happened to me is replaying in my head and oh shit I need to get up in four hours...
-When my ex gives me advice for future relationships
-When I watch some random scene in a show that isn't even sad
-When I want to get laid but no one I like wants to fuck
-When I want to write and make art but I waste my whole night on social media
I'm a trans girl who wants to make art, write novels, and live on an alpaca ranch
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