trans folk i’ve not spent time with in person/irl:

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Hold me closer, crazy diamond

Put your ray gun to my head

@Aleums In other news, margarine consumption clearly correlates with the divorce rate in Maine.

The knight and the dragon fought.
"Hold!" the princess called. "Why do you fight?"
They looked ashamed, and the princess spotted two trampled bouquets.
"Were those for me?"
The knight and the dragon nodded.
"Girls," the princess said, smiling at them, "what if I date you both?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

There is no trans terminology that will ever be unproblematic and timeless because every new generation brings internalized transphobia that associates to the terminology they learnt in regards to trans people before coming out.

Cannibalism, food, meat, shitpost 

*sobbing, eating my sandwich*

“M-my bologna h-has a first name”

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Anyone in London have a spare fridge?

A ‘real job vs. bullshit job’ analysis is only useful to illustrate how much more useful work we could get done if capitalism was abolished and we could quit all our useless jobs.

It is an absolutely terrible idea to praise workers in ‘real jobs’ at the expensive of workers in ‘bullshit jobs’ and create a moral hierarchy of workers accordingly.

The class struggle means ALL OF US.

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dating app shitpost 

Why do you want to block this person?

⚪️ Advertising / Spam
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⚪️ Under 18
🔘 White Girl With Dreadlocks

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