My hips hurt from trying to crush a watermelon between my thighs in a kiddie pool.

Look at that subtle coloring. The tasteful thickness. Oh my God. It even has a watermark

memory (-) 

What the fuck? If you’re using toot! and pull down on the list of people who liked your post, you get to play pool with their icons? What the fuck???

first time i heard the word "praxis" was one of our tutors at art college used it in a written prompt and none of us knew what it meant so we looked it up and found out it meant the Klingon moon, which had exploded.

Remember: in 1968 NYC garbagemen struck and within a week, the city's mayor was on his knees begging for mercy. It lasted all of 8 days.

Then, two years later in Ireland, bankers went on strike for *6 months* and the economy kept on growing and history has largely forgotten it even happened.

Capitalists need you more than you need them.

HIV prevention PSA (tldr you can get PrEP for FREE) 

How hot? Hot enough to run the bidet just to get a splash of cool water.

I can’t believe I bought a sweater last night. It’s so hot

COWORKER: do you follow Chrissy teigen on Twitter. She's so sassy!
ME: (closing pdf of ulrike meinhof's the urban guerrilla concept) absolutely. for sure

old tran musing 

Okay, which of you wrote “trans rights are human rights” in the dirt on the wall of this tunnel? They also wrote “all cats are beautiful” so I know it was one of you.

"The Jersey cabbage develops a long stalk, commonly reaching 6 to 10 feet (1.8 to 3.0 m) in height, and can grow as tall as 18 to 20 feet (5.5 to 6.1 m). Historically the stalks were made into walking sticks, of which 30,000 a year were being sold by the early 20th century, many for export. They were also used for fencing and as rafters."
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey
#RandomFact #TIL #plants #cabbages

everyone's always like "oh yea, i dont judge, im totally cool with polyamory" until you tell them youre fucking chucky and the bride of chucky

Show more
Queer Party!

A silly instance of Mastodon for queer folk and non-queer folk alike. Let's be friends!