California Apartment Association is afraid of coronavirus rent strikes
The knight and the dragon fought.
"Hold!" the princess called. "Why do you fight?"
They looked ashamed, and the princess spotted two trampled bouquets.
"Were those for me?"
The knight and the dragon nodded.
"Girls," the princess said, smiling at them, "what if I date you both?"
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Cannibalism, food, meat, shitpost
*sobbing, eating my sandwich*
“M-my bologna h-has a first name”
WHO Now Officially Recommends to Avoid Taking Ibuprofen For COVID-19 Symptoms
Shootin mones. Shootin guns.
trans woman who has earned the right to play with this slur
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