getting butterflies about my date tomorrow?
moi?
certainment pas

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg what if i'm hideous to her in person, what if i freeze up and barely speak, what if any number of things goes wrong

my brain hates me

living in house with awful lazy selfish men Show more

muffler - pinball fantasies (remix of theme from Amiga game of same name, which was an early game for the developers known as dice) youtu.be/Kf6DM7EDDqY

slur in song title Show more

Fuchsia boosted

A little bit of Monica borat my wife
A little bit of Erica borat my wife
A little bit of Rita borat my wife
A little bit of Tina borat my wife
A little bit of Sandra borat my wife
A little bit of Mary borat my wife
A little bit of Jessica, borat my wife
A little bit of you makes me your wife
HUH!

[loud discordant trumpets]

j majik & wickaman/shimon & andy c - swallow your soul/body rock youtu.be/OrE4wUsouo0

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