Apple Fiend @Melisandre@queer.party

Me: Stop flirting with every trans person on Masto.

Also Me: Nooo!

I just published a new story. Check it out if you like social commentary, black comedy, or vampires.

https://medium.com/@LucyDecker/bloody-hard-work-b48ce3344cfb

Every time I think I am done and don't have to put any more money into this house

Something happens to fuck it up and drain my accounts.

This time its the key return.

We pay rent up until the key return.

Since I am a city over and was sick I asked another house mate to do it for me.

But she lost her keys and didn't call real estate about a work around.

So now I'm traveling back to Sydney tomorrow to return the keys,

And may have to pay another entire week's rent for the house. D:

'Just send your lewds straight to the Lord!!!' Says the youth pastor to an empty hall.

He sits, wrapping his legs around the back of a chair and sips his pumpkin spiced latte.

'Now, I know you all think Healyn is amazing, but you know who was also real fucking nice? Jesus.'

A Youth Pastor walks into the church hall holding a skateboard and wearing a backwards cap. He says, 'I know you kids are always talking about what's bad ass, but have you ever thought about what's good butt?'

Art's just a word invented by wankers.

Bill Shakes cumming ink on a page.

Christians: Yay, Easter XD

Most Everyone Else: Ugh, Easter :(

People with Rabbit Fursonas and Bunny Petplayers: Yay, Easter XD