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Another story from your's truly.

This one is a little bit stranger than my previous pieces and can best be described as surreal horror. If you like strange little horror stories, please give it a read.

medium.com/@LucyDecker/dads-be

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personal 

My favorite cartoon to post after someone online replies that they don't like the thing I like. Feel free to use this.

Queer people are far more ancient than current rainbow-washed discourse pointedly allows for.

Boy: I want to be a wizard.

Girl: I want to be a spaceship pilot.

Teacher: Oh that's wonderful. Jimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Jimmy: Happy.

Teacher: Well, if you work at it and wish really hard you can be anything you set your mind too. Except for you, Jimmy, grown ups are never happy.

Jimmy: *hangs head* yes, miss.

Boy: I want to be a wizard.

Girl: I want to be a spaceship pilot.

Teacher: Oh that's wonderful. Jimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Jimmy: Happy.

Teacher: Well, if you work at it and wish really hard you can be anything you set your mind too. Except for you, Jimmy, grown ups are never happy.

Jimmy: *hangs head* yes, miss.

Description: Do not watch this movie. it is cursed. You will die.

Me: Jokes on you, it's geoblocked.

lesbianism: a tragedy 

lesbianism: a tragedy 

what makes "ok boomer" so great is that it's not some ultimate comeback that was agreed upon by a council of top scholars after weeks of intense meditation, but some lazy flippant bullshit in response to what can really be summed up as nonsense

uspol 

uspol 

Left-Wing Party: We are going to run as centre-left this election.

Electorate: oh please god no

Party: It's fine, no one likes the right wing candidate. We will win without even trying.

*Doesn't try*

*Right wing candidate wins*

Party: Huh. That happened

Electorate: At least you learnt your lesson.

Party: Yes we did. We were clearly too left wing.

Electorate: NOOOO

Party: We underestimated the nation's desire for right wing policies, we will have to go dead centre. What could go wrong?

wiggling the phone cabel that only half works around until you find just the right spot where it can still charge your phone and holding it there until it gets to 3%, then using your phone until it drops to 1%, then repeat indefinitely, instead of just replacing the cable, boost if you agree

The dust storms over NSW are getting so bad that you can see them in satelite images.

This is the second time in a fortnight that the sky is just a reddish, grey haze.

@Melisandre

The Overton Window is a phenomenon not a strategy guide!!!

Left-Wing Party: We are going to run as centre-left this election.

Electorate: oh please god no

Party: It's fine, no one likes the right wing candidate. We will win without even trying.

*Doesn't try*

*Right wing candidate wins*

Party: Huh. That happened

Electorate: At least you learnt your lesson.

Party: Yes we did. We were clearly too left wing.

Electorate: NOOOO

Party: We underestimated the nation's desire for right wing policies, we will have to go dead centre. What could go wrong?

if it makes you all feel better, tumblr's arguing whether whipping should be the preferred leftist alternative to incarceration

Senator McCarthy: Are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party?

Me: Nyet.

Senator McCarthy: *glares in capitalist*

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