Apple Fiend @Melisandre@queer.party

My favorite cartoon to post after someone online replies that they don't like the thing I like. Feel free to use this.

Queer people are far more ancient than current rainbow-washed discourse pointedly allows for.

i’m fuckin howling oh my god

Boy: I want to be a wizard.

Girl: I want to be a spaceship pilot.

Teacher: Oh that's wonderful. Jimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Jimmy: Happy.

Teacher: Well, if you work at it and wish really hard you can be anything you set your mind too. Except for you, Jimmy, grown ups are never happy.

Jimmy: *hangs head* yes, miss.

Blonde: I think I have a crush on you.

Pink hair: I have a crush on you too.

*they both make out*

*they cuddle and fall asleep in each other's arms*

*two nights later, whilst talking to a friend*

Blonde: I don't know. What if we're just friends?

#NoPantsNovember

Me? I am cleaning out my kid’s room.

what makes "ok boomer" so great is that it's not some ultimate comeback that was agreed upon by a council of top scholars after weeks of intense meditation, but some lazy flippant bullshit in response to what can really be summed up as nonsense

@Melisandre Oh, you know whose side the Republicans will be on. Democracy is only a means to an end.

Left-Wing Party: We are going to run as centre-left this election.

Electorate: oh please god no

Party: It's fine, no one likes the right wing candidate. We will win without even trying.

*Doesn't try*

*Right wing candidate wins*

Party: Huh. That happened

Electorate: At least you learnt your lesson.

Party: Yes we did. We were clearly too left wing.

Electorate: NOOOO

Party: We underestimated the nation's desire for right wing policies, we will have to go dead centre. What could go wrong?

y’all...i did a bad thing...

wiggling the phone cabel that only half works around until you find just the right spot where it can still charge your phone and holding it there until it gets to 3%, then using your phone until it drops to 1%, then repeat indefinitely, instead of just replacing the cable, boost if you agree

if it makes you all feel better, tumblr's arguing whether whipping should be the preferred leftist alternative to incarceration