your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

software and computer's are good

honestly nothing in the world could bring me more joy right now than the knowledge that dominic cummings and boris johnson both have covid-19

SHE #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

i'm love this boogie buddy

(source: https://twitter.com/RikoSakari/status/1241720594107756544 )

the rapid-fire "badup badup badup" of 10+ people leaving a webex meeting

bought the dog bowl set so villagers can come over and say they didn't know i had a dog, so i can reply "I don't" :3~ #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

and i could text my coworker "jesus is looking for sinners, see you soon" like that "hell is real" post on tumblr

i miss physically going to the office to work because there's a big signboard at the halfway point that has a clipart binocular graphic and says 'jesus is looking for sinners' in times new roman

a long time since i’ve seen this joke on mastodon

check out my cool weird gay house #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

my previous employer there posting about how they're proudly staying open amid the c19 crisis

hope those business cards and flyers look real good scattered around your caskets.

same

close telegram on computer, pick up phone, open telegram on phone, realise what i've done and close telegram on phone, immediately reopen telegram on phone without thinking

so excited to be finished with work so i can harrass blathers with the massive amount of insects and fish i've collected

too comfortable; haven't been able to open my eyes in like five minutes. please send help.

measuring my social skills by how angry my friends get at me every time i post a fucking stupid image in the group chat with no context

you can't say you know about timezones if you've never cordoned off a clock before