your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

software and computer's are good

today's Big Mood is the jira issue status field being truncated to say "READY FOR PEE..."

nobody:
me: hey remember when nokia overtly advertised their fetish

(RTGame's fake enthusiastic gaming youtuber voice) be sure and have a day

maybe the real "epic gamering moment" was all the noobs we killed along the way...

🌲 Please think of the environment before you read this email

y'all i can just like.. ride an elevator down a floor. and buy a bacon roll for breakfast.

after working at my new job for a month i legit have no idea how i survived at my last workplace that didn't have an on-site café

hey gamers

innocent, nerdy: markdown
lewd, bdsm-ish: mark, down
assertive, dominant: down, mark!

"slime" rhymes with "crime" and today i learned exactly why

just got a meeting invite with the location "Neverland" followed very quickly by an amendment to change the location to "WebEx"

nice gender, did your parents buy you it?

webex status: cancelled because i'm the only person that joined

@renatolond is it possible for the crossposter to optionally strip out words that are matched for crossposting? thanks for making such a nice-to-use crossposter! (also thanks for making the metrics for it publicly available - i'm a bit of a data geek)

hey gamers

let's see if this mastodon-twitter crossposter is Cool (it certainly seems Cool)

"Windows XP is the last Windows OS to support a game port"

waiting for Shit to Occur with something i'm doing at work and somehow my brain went "hey how does PS2<>USB work" and now i'm just down a rabbit hole of wikipedia pages yet again