@gargron just fyi you may want to amend https://twitter.com/MastodonProject/status/1204790257096544256 cause twitter does have an image description feature, that's the one thing it's taken from mastodon so far

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**your purple friend** · Dec 11, 2019, 13:54

your purple friend boosted

**KITTEN.EXE** @netkitty@cybre.space · Dec 11, 2019, 13:54

Dec 11, 2019, 13:54

KITTEN.EXE @netkitty@cybre.space

ameeeeeeeeeeeew! ameeeeeew

i wanted to do an awoo and this is the closest i can do :3

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 17:18

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 17:18

Dec 10, 2019, 17:18

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

also hey @owashii happy birthday!!!!!!!!

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 17:16

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 17:16

Dec 10, 2019, 17:16

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

chicken soup for the surrender

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 17:15

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 17:15

Dec 10, 2019, 17:15

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

dunno what caused it but my brain has just been steadily increasing my anxiety levels all day and my head fucking hurts

**your purple friend** · Dec 10, 2019, 04:52

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**scorchungus 🔥🦄🔥** @compufox@computerfox.xyz · Dec 10, 2019, 04:52

Dec 10, 2019, 04:52

scorchungus 🔥🦄🔥 @compufox@computerfox.xyz

the only serious programming language take i will ever have is fuck java

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 13:34

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 13:34

Dec 10, 2019, 13:34

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

@owashii why did u delete ur sekiroposting

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 13:33

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 13:33

Dec 10, 2019, 13:33

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

proud to announce the launch of Microsoft Plus! 98 for Mastodon

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 13:32

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 13:32

Dec 10, 2019, 13:32

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

what's your favourite song, mine is "all i wanna do is (gunshot) (gunshot) (gunshot) (gunshot) and a (gun cocking) (cash register drawer ejecting) and take ya money"

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 13:27

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 13:27

Dec 10, 2019, 13:27

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

i could listen to Woah! I'm In Space Cuba! basically all fucking day it's that

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 12:59

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 12:59

Dec 10, 2019, 12:59

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

i have TRIED michaelsoft bing windows live search for windows. i have ENDURED duck duck and go
i have SUFFERED jeeves the curious butler
none have ever come close to the expert knowledge and linguistic understanding of my boyfriend the search engine, "AltaVista"

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 12:56

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 10, 2019, 12:56

Dec 10, 2019, 12:56

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

thought for a second i was listening to some kind of quiet bass-heavy track but no i just had noise-cancelling headphones on and was hearing the creak of my jaw that i'd unconsciously been moving about in a stupid position

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 09, 2019, 16:59

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 09, 2019, 16:59

Dec 09, 2019, 16:59

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

jeff bezos standing directly in front of me & shhouting into my fucking face, "i know every thing about you, consumer, i will target advertisements at you!!"
i roll my eyes & point at my amazon prime home page which is playing a sports advertisement video and recommending i buy, in no specific order:
- the complete collection of Burt's Bees
- bestselling fragrances for women
- £1500 DSLR cameras
- HP printer ink
- adult diapers
- mcafee livesafe
- sky+ hd box(???)
- a harmonica

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 09, 2019, 15:50

**your purple friend** @maffsie@queer.party · Dec 09, 2019, 15:50

Dec 09, 2019, 15:50

your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party

every time i log into the web interface for my NAS it just displays a transparent png of my fursona wearing a skirt and below it is "a message from the system administrator" which i have configured to say "awoo"