your purple friend @maffsie@queer.party
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absurd purple dweeb, nb/gay/poly, they/them pronouns pls. smooching @htw and @colon_three. runs queer.party. maffsie on birdsite
Joined Apr 2017
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so it's uh, overdue somewhat, but i've made a tip-jar page available for those of you who've asked for a way to say thanks and have some spare change: https://maff.scot/tipjar/
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this is a cisco unified disaster
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i wish apps would have just like, a non-intrusive lil button or something being like “how do you feel about our app”
not a fucking yes/no modal that prompts (on yes) for app store reviews or (on no) detailed feedback on “what they could be doing better”.
tiddlywinks is just coin golf
i bet one day Well There’s Your Problem will actually do an episode on the tacoma narrows bridge disaster and nobody is gonna click on it because they think it’ll be an april fools
once in my entire life i would like to see the olympics but instead of drugs being banned, they are Mandatory
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as of yesterday evening, i’m officially unemployed, because for the second consecutive time, my role was made redundant. super great that it happened to be right before christmas! when it seems like the job market is pretty bad!!
i uh, idk. is it at this point that i can mention the tip jar without feeling bad about it? any donation while i’m job hunting helps ;-; https://maff.scot/tipjar
absolutely inconsolable and heartbroken after finding out that the minidisc player that ran palm os 3.5 (the MZ-R110PDA/R120PDA) was actually an april fools joke https://www.minidisc.org/mz-r110pda.htm
sometimes i listen to episodes of @wtyppod@twitter.com that i’ve already heard just because i love the amount of bass in their voices (particularly Roz’s). it’s a very good auditory aesthetic or whatever the fuck the audio version of aesthetic might be. also listen to it, it’s a good podcast
honestly mouse input for iPadOS is really great but why is the scroll input so unpredictable? sometimes it'll scroll incredibly slowly, sometimes it'll go blazing fast and i'll scroll several screens worth in a nanosecond
i’ve been using Palm OS a lot lately and frankly i’ve formed the same opinions about it that i have about Symbian S60: actually really good, and died too soon.
though at least Palm OS died so that the true best mobile OS could emerge: webOS
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*does a clean* :Pc
must be a clean kitn for the shiny new year!!
we regret to inform you that account deletion is still very slow
personally the change i'm most excited about is that account deletions are more efficient server-side, because up until now, they were the one database task that routinely took more than an hour to complete and it fuckign sucked.
folks, queer.party is now running mastodon 3.3.0! this brings with it the following changes:
- audio/video can now pop-out if you want
- you can import/export bookmarks
- you can now choose to be notified when someone toots
- you can now use a security key as a second authentication factor
- your queer.party experience will be slightly more responsive, more bug-free, and use resources more efficiently on the server-side
- other changes, this ain't an exhaustive list. see https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/releases/tag/v3.3.0
Mastodon 3.3.0 includes some changes to the registration form which might(?) hinder spammy signups, meaning I won't have to screw with hCaptcha since it's..still broken and I get emails about it every few days.
friends, I'm gonna attempt to upgrade queer.party to Mastodon v3.3.0. pre-emptive apologies if something goes awry and there's downtime (hopefully there won't be)
your purple friend
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A man goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I'm very depressed, please, can you help me?"
Doctor says "Yes perhaps. The great behavioral scientist Pavlov is in town, have you heard of him?
man says "I don't know Doc, that doesn't ring a bell"
as of yesterday evening, i’m officially unemployed, because for the second consecutive time, my role was made redundant. super great that it happened to be right before christmas! when it seems like the job market is pretty bad!!
i uh, idk. is it at this point that i can mention the tip jar without feeling bad about it? any donation while i’m job hunting helps ;-; https://maff.scot/tipjar
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absurd purple dweeb, nb/gay/poly, they/them pronouns pls. smooching @htw and @colon_three. runs queer.party. maffsie on birdsite
Joined Apr 2017
