did you know if you turn off all the lights, go into your bathroom and say "Uncle Kage" three times red wine will start pouring out of your sink?

weed 

so we got some new furniture and now I'm charging my phone off my chair

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OK CORRECTION apparently not *all* of the rest of the world uses Cyproterone. More on this tonight

Other trans folks: did you know that the US is the only country in the world still using Spiro as a testosterone blocker, and that the rest of the world is using Cyproterone which hasn't been approved by the FDA?
This is some news to me

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Making my software decisions based on dragons:

clang: ✔️ has a dragon
gcc: ❌ no dragon
kde plasma: ✔️ has a dragon
gnome: ❌ no dragon
wireguard: ✔️ has a dragon
openvpn: ❌ no dragon

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Idea for co-workers: Red Hat should have an annual meeting where we take every single person's next scheduled meeting, and run them all in the exact same time slot at the same time while sharing a single Blue jeans room across the company, randomly distributing screen share ctrl

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Exactly enough milk left for my cappuccino. YES

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It is good to wake up to your cat licking you

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