Tbh if I ever have a kid they're totally getting called Ness. Which makes me wonder if it's a gender neutral name 🤔

Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness

CORRECTION: I've been in four countries today, so, there's even more proof :|

police, guns 

guns, police 

UPDATE:
I am ok. I booked another flight and now I'm currently flying out of Amsterdam now and will land in NY soon, then transfer to MA. In case delta messed with me on transfers, anyone willing to provide backup spot to crash in NY would be appreciated, hopefully won't need it

extremely tired from this and going to call luthansa and figure out what to do
but god I'm so stressed from thus and tired and really just want to sleep
also-if anyone has a place to crash in Malmö I miiiiiiight need that? :S not sure yet

boy Lyude has had a ton of unfortunate stuff happen on their trip there's no way it could get worse!
(unless their stupid phone didn't wake them up in time to get onto the train going back from Malmö to Arland Airport)
(I'll let you guess what happened)

Lyude leveled up!
Gains:
+1 Good Roommate Skills
+1 Stomach resilience
+1 Minor knowledge of good/meh pizza places in Malmö

Lyude🌹 boosted

"Why did Microsoft call it exFAT and not dummy thicc?"
@Lyude

Ok step 2 - can Lyude handle drink? Let's take it slow and see

I did it!!!! I ate a pizza! I've never been so proud of eating a pizza before

Anyone want to adopt this lovely can of tuna at NFC for free? This little guy has been very sweet, but unfortunately he will probably explode if he goes on a plane or cause problems at customs. Don't make this poor dude homeless :(

Hey - so uh, anyone at NFC want a literal free can of tuna? Only piece of food I was bought for my food poisoning that I definitely think I should not bring on an airplane or Bad Things will happen

uspol (~) 

uspol (++++) 

uspol (++++) 

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