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Like queer sexy criminals? Of course you do. Check out the prologue to Confidence Woman, a collaborative project coming from me and @vyr - this bit's mostly mine in writing, but Vyr shares conception and editing credit, as well as technical duties, of course.

Cw: implied sex, violence, homophobic slur

Check it at its fancy new home here: confidencewoman.github.io/site

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some of my indie rock music lives at crankboxsounds.bandcamp.com ; if you listen to it and like it, tell me, I wanna know! (it's pretty queer & trans)

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swearing 

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so ??? :
i'm a 31yo femme trans woman; PhD student in popular music and songwriter (music in my profile), sometime comedian, clever person

I like video games (roguelikes, strategy games, Overwatch [yes Bliz is shit], other games), board games, tabletop games (I'm my group's DM) and game mechanics in general.

I esp need more friends who can help me thru gender stuff, but I'm also happy to talk music, games, banter, or abt how wonderful girls are

oh yeah i'm gay!!!

Endless Space 2, the tiniest spoilers 

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intergalactic customs agent: *reading my interstellar passport* "Ah, humans. A horny, and warlike race."

Me: [wearing nothing but lingerie and ray-guns under my trench coat] *laughs nervously*

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alcohol mention, caps 

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alcohol mention 

sorry to oppress @Louisa but booty jorts with dangling pockets are thotty himbo realness

a pair of booty jorts with visible pockets says "I'm here to 'fix something wrong with your sink' that you made up just to have an excuse to watch me bend over"

the metrics on this are turning out way more interesting than I expected

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dang, like a sixth of my followers get weirded out by me, though. that's more than I expected for people who are still following me!

I guess I *do* talk kink fairly often... it just... Doesnt Seem That Weird To Me

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Lily, Lily, you...

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Making an anonymous poll with positive and negative options is a great way to assuage your needless fears about being bothersome or inadequate while allowing people to pick your spirits up with minimal effort!

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