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This is the new promo post for my Twitch channel:

We got:
Cute makeup (on a cute transfemme)!
Dating sims! (I do the voices!)
Read-alouds! (I do the voices!)
Overwatch! (I like Mystery Heroes)
Maybe some Roguelites! (I like randomness also)

I recently made Affiliate, hooray! I'm still new at streaming, so I'm improving stuff for literally every stream I do. Check it out and see if you like the sound of my resonant-ass voice!

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not convinced that you should follow me? just listen to these testimonials from REAL followers:

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selfies, ec, boosts++ 

Sometimes, selfies are hard, and sometimes you take 6 in 30 seconds and 4 of them are good ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Proud of this makeup too, there are three different lipsticks in this teal look!

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so ??? :
i'm a 31yo femme trans woman; PhD student in popular music and songwriter (music in my profile), sometime comedian, clever person

I like video games (roguelikes, strategy games, Overwatch [yes Bliz is shit], other games), board games, tabletop games (I'm my group's DM) and game mechanics in general.

I esp need more friends who can help me thru gender stuff, but I'm also happy to talk music, games, banter, or abt how wonderful girls are

oh yeah i'm gay!!!

On Eldritch Beasts and the "Witnessing this descends you into madness" trope 

I hadn't thought of this in words before, but it's definitely a resonant feeling and I'm seriously glad someone did.

Also racists like Lovecraft and xenophobes of all stripes can get fuuuuuuucked

ec, am cute again 

I recall the days of , and I recall the days I flirted with being goth ❤️💜🖤 (boosts ok)

heard there is a space jam sequel, unimpressed. I will stand by the unofficial sequel directed by and starring my best friend Stacey, whose moderate basketball skills are made much more impressive by her grasp of cinematography and her ability to edit herself into a shot multiple times as different Warner Brothers characters. her Yosemite Sam is my favourite but she also does a mean Joker

ec, I'm cute 

if you've missed me on Masto, here is how I look (boosts ok ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜)

if a horse wore jorts, 

would that make it happy, or sad

ec, I'm cute 

if you've missed me on Masto, here is how I look (boosts ok ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜)

Kidz' Kristian Korner
Q: Why is it unhealthy to pray in front of a cross for too long?
A: You might get a son-burn!
Yuk yuk yuk! Triz put the gun down, we can talk about this

fired: "data" is a plural noun, of which the singular is "datum" meaning a singular fact

tired: "data" is a singular noun, and plural uses are obscure/archaic/strongly-marked

wired: "data" is a mass noun, like "rice," not a count noun, like "facts." you have one fact or two facts, but you have one or two gigs of data, like you'd have one or two cups of rice; not "*one data, two datas", and not "*one rice, two rices". because it's a count noun, "facts" is perfectly grammatical, but a 'pluralized' mass noun like "?datas" or "?rices" is not really grammatical — though, with some work, you could maybe think "ahh, multiple kinds of (data/rice)"

Benjamin: I'm like really smart now Julian. You don't even know.
Benjamin: You could ask me what's the biggest planet in the world?
Benjamin: And I'd be like 'blah blah blah.' Giving you the exact right answer.

i am at my partner's place and having a nice time 💚💚💚

we showed each other the video games we are playing and we have talked a lot about our DnD campaign, and also we've done quite a bit of work together

today I am giving credit to @InternetEh , who is nice and did not deserve it that one time I yelled at him. give Sid some credit today, offer a little of whatever you're cooking

Please don't spam this channel with newbie questions about "help im drowning" and "gblrblgrlb" before reading the quickstart documentation, thanks

i want to apologize. i've done some terrible things. i usually use the basic react because it's what mastodon sends to us, when i could be using much more interesting reacts like :ohohoho_animated:, :thanos:, or :airhorn:. I will try to do better in the future

be the type of person who says good things behind other people's backs

this isn't a service i am providing, this is a failed exorcism

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strong bad earworms thread 

Scroll buttons, scroll buttons,
One two, one two,
And if you swing by my crib,
Then I can scroll witchu ;)

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strong bad earworms thread 

Homestar Runner will be right right back,
Homestar Runner will be right right back.
Homestar Runner will be right right back,
We're coming right back after these messages!
We're coming right back after these messageees!

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strong bad earworms thread, caps 

We'll driving down SEPULVEDA!
With the T-top DOWN!

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