I know what Dark Matter is.
Dark Matter is the mass of other dimensions of time occuring in the same space.
Proof is found when you multiply the mass of the electron by the number of photons counted in a period of observation. This should account for the short fall in critical mass, predicating the need for dark matter.
Find exactly where the electron is and you will find "dark matter" and the universe will make sense again.
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When the Lewd is in the Seventh Boost
And Jupiter transitions to Mars,
Then peace will guide the admins
And code will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Shitposting
The age of Shitposting
Hiding out and discoverability
Horniness and fucks abounding
No more fake news or Nazis
Queer living dreams off Twitter
Mystic gender federations
And the mind's true transition
(Apologies to 5th Dimension)
I remember a time before the Great Crumbling when trans girls were hornt and lewds were freely shared.
It seems so innocent compared to the era of shitposting in which we now live.
We should have paid more attention to us pol, Brexit and the Kardashians.
OMG...great band name...
Brexit and the Kardashians.
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"They had a polka band and he was drunk off his ass tryin to get women to polka dance with him."
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"That one is Pewaukee is yooge! Jesus Christ!"
"They got a gravel pile 50 feet tall."
"That lawn and garden center, so big you could put all of Germantown in dar"
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"I am here to see Dr. Buttfucker."
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Stuff I don't use anymore:
Fostex Digital Multi-track Recorder
Olympus dye sub photo printer
us pol shutdown Show more
Forcing workers to work without pay is reprehensible. This is the republican dream. Unpaid forced workers.
Federal workers should refuse to return to work without pay.
Backpay sometime later does not pay today's bills.
50 something trans woman, DBA, novelist, skier, sailor, electronic musician on occasion. Tooting like it is 1974...
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