It's true that HRT can have some serious side effects, for example, feminising HRT will do away with all your pockets

thinking about getting into competitive kissing

another day volunteering at the neurotransmitter museum. everybody keeps asking me if they can inhibit the serotonin reuptake. buddy,

a polycule can be ten milfs.

*slams table*

a polycule can be jUST TEN M

Me: Gosh, I love Femme4Femme relationships. It’s wonderful to be with someone who just “gets” that part of me.

Also Me: Why the fuck is my girlfriend competing for attention with me?

Me: Gosh, I love Femme4Femme relationships. It’s wonderful to be with someone who just “gets” that part of me.

Also Me: Why the fuck is my girlfriend competing for attention with me?

I can’t believe I spent the last 7 months not knowing about the High Femme Camp Antics essay.

This shit is both real, and fucked up.

My child, out of nowhere:
“Imagine if Santa is actually a good demon.”
I look at them, slightly puzzled. They continue, “because ‘Santa’ is an anagram of ‘Satan.’”

I dunno 

What if we filled boobs with ice cold matcha instead of milk

I have said it before, and I will say it again…most people are *really* bad at assessing risk.

People often talk a lot about what is needed in a “well-rounded, comprehensive education” and the longer I live, the more I am convinced that such an education has to include statistics.

the best jokes are unidentifiable as jokes. also the worst jokes

lewd, gender 

i just said the phrase “fuckbunny” out loud, and then i said it again, slower. Wife asked if i just found a new gender.
i think we all know.

Really glad to see her free to publicly speak her mind with candor, and none of the bullshit “thanks to everyone who’s been supportive” PR speak.

She’s angry, and she should be. My biggest hope is that she continues using this fire after this over and I hope she sees how the abuse she has endured continues for so many.

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#FreeBritney 

"There's nothing worse than when the people closest to you who never showed up for you post things in regard to your situation whatever it may be and speak righteously for support ... there's nothing worse than that !!!! How dare the people you love the most say anything at all ... did they even put a hand out to even lift me up at the TIME !!!??? How dare you make it public that NOW you CARE ... did you put your hand out when I was drowning ???? Again ... NO.”

-Britney Spears on IG

Any and every person that chastises someone living in poverty spending a small amount of their money or their welfare assistance on something superficial for themselves or their family should be forced to walk into the ocean with weights attached to their ankles.

Absolutely some of the most insufferable people on the planet. May they all die slowly.

I didn’t manage to import my followers list before the lights went out at rad town, so it would be really helpful if people could boost this to know I am over here now. 💜💖🖤☺️

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