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"Please, just 'Dino Crisis'. Only my parents call me 'Dinosaur Crisis'."

My favorite thing about the Matrix is that the red pill is actually HRT.

A neat aprilfools prank would be to seize the assets of all millionaires and above and redistribute their wealth and property to the community and then the wealthy never ever get that stuff back HAHA

32000 years ago, during the last ice age, an Arctic ground squirrel was gathering food, which it took back to its burrow. That squirrel never ate all of the fruit and seeds it stashed, and so they stayed there, buried under the Arctic permafrost. Forgotten.

Until the squirrel's ancient home was discovered by a group of Russian scientists. The research team managed to grow 36 plants from those ancient seeds. Here's one of them – an ancient type of campion (Silene stenophylla).

#NoFoolin

men are so loud. if you are a man please tell your fellow men to quiet down.

no, gamers are not all racists. they're worse than that

reading an oral history of Morrowind. here's Michael Kirkbride tricking Todd Howard into making the visual design of morrowind distinct

Man collapses at the circus. Great clown rushes over, calls out "Is there a doctor in the house?". Man says, but Pagliacci, I *am* doctor!

all I wanna do is
[gunshot]
[gunshot]
[gunshot]
destroy the concept of money

I think some people on this website might be gay

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