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stop hey whats that sound
im pagliacci the depressed clown

"that's my boyfriend" I say about inanimate objects that I do not, in fact, have any relationship with whatsoever

Me, throwing away all my clothes: Marie Kondo

Me, shaving off my eyebrows: Marie Kondo

Me, driving my car into a lake: Marie Kondo!

Me, burning down a prison: MARIE KONDO

what if dogs experienced male pattern baldness

mastodon is like how a jack chick tract would depict the internet

mastodon makes me feel like a cyberpunk even though im just memeing
like fuck yeah
a nonmainstream social medium all the cool kids are using
we gotta fight the power, man
synthpop

current video game levels are 99%

(99%) β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β–‘

I will be taking submissions over e-mail at first (I do not expect a lot to come quickly).

If you are a server owner, and you have:

1) A server policy against racism, sexism and transphobia

2) Daily database backups

3) At least one other person with emergency access to server infrastructure

4) Commit to giving users at least 3 months advance warning before closing down your server

E-mail hello@joinmastodon.org with the subject "Server submission". I'll try to figure out the blurb/category

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Queer Party!

A silly instance of Mastodon for queer folk and non-queer folk alike. Let's be friends!
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