CRTgirl @zestysauce@queer.party

I'm not saying don't buy the bundle, because I assume the money does not go to Christine. Do not give money to Christine.

That's awesome but isn't this the game where you can fuck people who think you're your brother?

It squicks me the fuck out when a character on TV yanks an IV out. Maybe it doesn't bother people who haven't been in and out of hospitals their whole lives but it's not a needle, it's a tube.

I have created a fabulous new computer program. Simply give me a number and I will tell you the name of your next dnd character.

Waka Flock of Seagulls

That seems... excessive.

https://youtu.be/wITB0oexVGQ

Holy shit, folks.

Going down to DC to get some of that Pelussy

Brian Hyland: "she wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie-"
Me: "so do you have her number or what?"

Are you a Wife Guy, a Wife Cody, or a Wife Mike Haggar

That old "rubber balls and liquor" joke just sounds like a good time honestly

The sound of cicadas raises the temperature outside by 10-15 degrees.

My dog is barking at a squirrel and the sound is carrying really far. I can hear dogs barking at the vet down the road

For all my “Holes” fans

The This American Life episode about the aftermath of George Floyd’s death is the most bootlicker shit I’ve ever heard. They chop up a white anarchist’s conversation with a Black cop and then the reporter asks the pig, “so is it safe to say that was a white lady explaining to you why Black lives matter?”

Fuck you NPR, eat my shit

I’m listening to a podcast called Running from Cops, about the TV show Cops. Getting really annoyed with how they make the drug war out to be a failure when it’s working exactly as intended