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hey

hey cis people

you can choose a new name for yourself too if you don't like the one you were given

it's allowed

this is a life hack by Amber

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Being shocked that many relationship problems can be resolved with a brief sincere conversation with one's SO is Peak Het Culture.

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@wordscanbesexy my monster said they wanted to stay under there as they have agoraphobia and social phobia but they do like that I asked them if they wanted to come out from under there and hang out with me

I don't have a monster under my bed anymore. I didn't want her to feel left out, so every night is a sleepover now.

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your bed comes with a massage feature if you know how to make the monster under it purr~

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when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session

about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off

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One day I would like to put all open-source operating systems developers in one room and put one single slide on the screen:

"There is only one Donald Knuth and you are not him.

And no, you are not even Brian Kerninghan or Dennis Ritchie¹.

Learn to manage your ego."
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¹ I have actually met dmr as an 8 yr old child and asked him to explain printf() varargs to me² which he did in the kindest, gentlest, non-condescending way.
² Yes, I was taught C & Lisp aged 6. Explains things, right?

I might have started putting together Queer Quickies 8. I haven't completely decided on the lineup yet, but I'm really excited. I think it should be out sometime in February

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Thinking about getting kissed by girls 🤤

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Allrecipes wants to show me desktop notifications .... for some reason? In case a recipe is recalled? There's a revolutionary new way to combine eggs flour sugar and cream I'm not already familiar with?

Websites: do less. Much, much less.

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The fact that i'm not being spooned right now violates the geneva convention

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people think im crazy for doing queer and trans readings of a song and ice and fire but like brienne of tarth is 100% nonbinary, like there's this chapter in book 4 where she defiantly declares she's a woman no more because she failed to perform femininity to a level society deemed acceptable, it s so fuckin good

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