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When I say "More answers!" I hear it like when Greg says "more examples!" in this song parodying Bruce Springsteen from Crazy Ex Girlfriend

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29. Favourite band? Well the only band I've ever bought tickets for in the first ten minutes of them going live and immediately selling out was My Chemical Romance, probably them. Will we get to see them in 2021 or will it be 2022, we will see I guess...

30. Favourite song right now? why do questions like this make me forget all songs I know... I guess Wellerman?

31. Tattoos and piercings? I just have ear lobes, had a helix in my left ear for a bit. Tattoo: bi bee on ankle

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Phones are made for texting with my friends and getting mad on the internet, NOT for making or receiving calls

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23. Favourite colour? 💜 :purple_sparkling_heart: :purple_circle:

24. Favourite flower? One that doesn't make me sneeze

25. Most important person? I don't really know how to answer this one, I have a few people who are important to me but none particularly the most important

26. Jealous type? Not really, I don't like competition so if I feel left out I'll just back off

27. Biggest wish? everyone's basic needs to be met

28. Biggest fear? Making phone calls

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the "twitter moving in on that onlyfans money" takes are also pretty terrible considering twitter suspends and shadow bans sex workers all the time

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so bored of the "paying for tweets" takes/jokes, really goes to show that a lot of people really don't think creators, artists and such should be paid for their work

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Not had any more likes so just going to answer them in bunches till I'm done

18. Best friend(s)? I don't have any right now, and considering the person I considered a best friend in high school is now a cop that's probably for the best

19. Last time you cried? in the last week I think

20. Do you give second chances? Yeah too many usually

21. Favourite animal? *points at username* 🐺

22. Favourite sport team(s)? Lionesses (England Women's Football Team)

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I just got a news popup on my phone about covid vaccines and learnt that the Russians are calling their vaccine Sputnik


hmm a large mug of coffee and a bowl of butternut squash soup may not have been the wisest choice *sloshes as I walk*

17. Any scars? (CW: minor injuries, surgery) 

I have a patch on my left knee that never grew back the nerves and has shiny skin from tripping in the playground onto the tarmac in year 6 or 7 during a game of hot potato

A tiny scar on my chin from having a mole removed in middle school, it used to get me bullied and I had it done under anesthestic

End of my left little finger has misaligned finger prints from when I almost took the end off while cutting a bagel in 2008

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Hmm the bottom bar staying in place constantly is a little distracting, not sure if it used to hide or was just a different colour but it's very prominent now @Tusky this is on light theme btw

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Someone just fell down from a log and is very surprised at her impromptu bath, silly drop snake [cw: snake]

just checked how mastodon's in built text detection works and wow so many typos and also insisting on reading it across the lines so it goes 1. 21. 2. 22

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16. Idea of the perfect date?

Depends on whether that is first date, or a date with a longer-established partner

First date: probably a quiet coffee in a nice cafe somewhere, maybe a walk along the seafront/similar nice place to walk, just a chance to get to know them in person and see if we vibe

Later dates: a movie, dinner, home for snuggles on the sofa and chatting till the early hours. Netflix and non euphemistic chilling

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15. Biggest male celebrity crush?

Not sure I've had any male actors I must see in everything since I realised they all manage to disappoint you eventually (I'm a recovered Johnny Depp fan)

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14. Biggest female celebrity crush?

Well as I said, I don't really get crushes, but I have a few famous ladies I enjoy watching in anything they're in, biggest "crush" though, tough one :thinking_hard:

Maybe Charlize Theron, though Shannyn Sossamon would be high up there if she ever appeared in anything!

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