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Photos of our adult snails for a pinned toot :blobaww: (details in the captions)

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As I'm a year older today, here's a shiny new toot!

I'm Wolfie, a 36 year old white British human from the south of England. I'm and (AAA!!)

I have been around Mastodon since before the button said toot (Nov 2016) and now have far too many alts and specialised accounts (see profile for list!)

My posts are likely to be , , and sometimes grumpy (about )

I have unusual pets, a and !

[cw: snake, snail and eye contact]

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Do any trans women have experience with GRS surgery on the NHS and willing to chat with my partner about it? Specifically vaginoplasty and labiaplasty, but also best surgeons (we've heard Dr Thomas is possibly retiring)

Boosts very welcome, thank you!

hmm I've been over here mostly for the last little while, should probably considering switching which account is officially my alt

Money, help needed 

Due to the ongoing lockdown I haven't been able to work since before Christmas and have been relying on benefits, my partner is disabled and also unable to work

I am currently in rent arrears and my landlord is making vague noises about lawyers and eviction, despite having the promise of all arrears being cleared as soon as HMRC pay me the self employed grant in April.

So if anyone is able to help me chip in to the following amounts to get her off my back that would be incredible

January £790 (with £100 discount she offered on 26th February)
February £890

Soon to be due: March £890

My cashapp is£wolfpurplemoon

My PayPal is available by DM

you have...

(self-defined for your definition of whatever "long" or "short" or "no hair" is, ty ty)


Was just thinking that if chilli/capsicum has an effect like fire (it keeps hurting for a while afterwards much like if you burn yourself), then wasabi/peppery flavour is like a small electric shock (it tingles for a bit but the effect goes away pretty quickly)

covid, family 

both my mum and dad have now had their covid vaccine invites, but they aren't available in their town for some reason? They have to go to Portsmouth, Brighton or Chichester - which isn't ideal for my mum as she can't drive yet as she's still recovering from her broken ankle, I'm not sure why there aren't more local options

haha omg on the topic of recipe bloggers daring to put a blog along with their recipe, someone tried to make an app that stripped all the non recipe parts out and got a lot of well deserved backlash so they've taken it down

oh hey a show that has more FF fanfic than any other type of pairing, and not a single MM! No wonder I love this show

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covid, money 

wow it's March again, it's nearly been a whole year of, oh I'm sure things will be back to normal next month and I won't need to panic about every single bill and rent etc

found a question on stack exchange about it, it apparently is good because it decouples parts of the log in process and reduces brute force attempts, but also it makes auto fill incredibly tedious so meh

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why do so many sites make you log in with a box for you to put your email which you have to submit before they'll show the password box and then you have to submit that again, what possible purpose does it serve?? I assume it's not checking your email is on their system before letting you enter a password cos that sounds like a security flaw

Finally finished watching the final season of Lost Girl a mere 5 and a half years since it finished!

There were banners advertising the first episode of Crazy Ex Girlfriend in one of the episodes, and that show has also finished now!

Haha wow I just got a reply to a comment I made on a YouTube video 8 years ago in which I'd mentioned my partner and they asked if we were still together, yes and also my partner came out as trans since then :blobnom_trans:

Joss Whedon being an abusive asshole 

Variety published this article a few days ago that brings everything together and have a few anonymous sources corroborating what has been shared publicaly

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and managed to sell the snake's old vivarium for our asking price, so I was right to stick to that and not take any offers (aside from the guy mentioned above, also had some else offer half of what we were asking!!)

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Hmm I think federation caught up overnight

cute chicks 

got the new chicks today. they are very cute.

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