got my coffee... gonne be streamin black mesa: xen chapter now that its finished O: i wonder if there were any changes to stuff ive already been through twitch.tv/towai_

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entertaining myself on this fine saturday afternoon by pasting some emojis together. here is my new OC "muscle cat"

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I was an employee of an onion farm, working in the fields. I made almost no money, while my boss was living the life, pocketing all the money earned from selling the onions. One day, I thought: "This isn't fair. Am I not the one doing all of the work? Yet I barely make enough to afford one of these onions each day. I have grown these onions and I deserve to own them." In protest, I appended to my social media bio: 

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clerk: business or pleasure

me, pulling off my sunglasses: snouts

don't know who else needs this but
"death stranding" by chvrches except i nightcore it by an additional semitone every 2 bars

about to try out TIS-100 on stream, i find machine code super fascinating but am hugely a Beginner Coder and can barely comprehend anything unless my autism+adhd brain is in Code Mode so i feel like this is gonna be an experience for all parties twitch.tv/towai_

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A survival game where you need food and water to survive but the only objects you can find are guns

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someone should tell the 30-50 feral hogs guy how well trying to shoot large groups of wildlife went for the aussies

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A spaceship landed, and an alien emerged.
"Greetings," it said, "um. We apologise for abducting your leader. We did not notice her coming aboard when we were here last week."
A cat emerged from the spaceship and sat down to clean her paws.
"Here she is," the alien said.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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drew my bat for the #mspaint challenge

limited palettes are fun but challenging sometimes

#mastoart #fediart #furryart

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in celebration of shark week please enjoy this refsheet for blackle mori

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