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Me: “In this case murder won’t work because…” *stares into distance*

My son: *waits patiently*

Me: “You know, I think I could just murder them ALL.”

My son: “That’s my mum. Go do that.” (2 / 2)

Me: *pacing*

My son: “Plot problem?”

Me: “Plot problem.”

My son: “Murder?”

Me: “Murder is usually my first choice, yes, but…”

My son: “When does murder not work?” (1 / 2)

getting possessed by 30 ghosts so i can get taller

This is what "working from home" looks like (and why I don't do it often).

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terfs *literally* fetishize misogyny

*myawn* *flops*

There is a class action lawsuitsettlement of $1850 for those in California who took Premarin between 1995 and 2003:

https://californiahrtclass.com/Home/portalid/0

so apparently in their infinite wisdom the food stamp office of kentucky has decided to hold up our funds for some?? reason??? so we're completely out for a while but we can make a little bit go a long way so like $30 would make a huge difference rn, please help?

PayPal.me/LondonShine or $glamorshark

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LaTeX: textbf means "text boldface"
me: text boyfriend

Hmm, this feels good.

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