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horntposting, lewd (as in sex) 

gosh i really need a cumslut to drain me from time to time

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if we're friends and stuff, i'd like to encourage expressing if you're sexually interested in me or something i guess

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im a woman but thats not my gender, i think

its complicated o.o

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lewd 

"i'm not good with words, my mouth is made for other things"

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those miserable old christmastime freaks... scrinch... and the grooge....

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digital mp3 player

as opposed to analog mp3 players
*fine tunes the integrators and inserts the magnetic tape in my house-sized analog mp3 player*

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Frage an meine blinde selbstständige Followerschaft: Was nutzt ihr zur Buchhaltung und Kommunikation mit dem Steuerberater? Für Belege usw.? Gibt es Software, die unsere Rechnungstypen (§4 ABS. 19A UStG) kann? Warenwirtschaft mit Lagerbeständen nicht nötig. Gern weiterverbreiten.

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Where my exoskeleton gang at

Our bones aren't good enough so we got external ones

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also thinking about these quotes from Haris Durrari on dune:

"One hypothesis is that the reason the white savior narrative has dominated the mainstream reading of the text is that this is how white boys have read it...This is purely anecdotal, but almost every Muslim I’ve met in person who has read Dune is a huge fan, and it impacted their lives positively just on representation alone. In these conversations with fellow Muslims, even if they thought of it as a white savior story, they were reticent to dismiss it entirely because it is so detailed and specific with its Islamic and MENA references, because it took religion seriously and wasn’t secular, and because, in our experience of the text, we never sat comfortably dismissing it as merely another savior narrative. There was something familiar and layered that we couldn’t quite place, even if we hadn’t grasped all of the themes at a young age."

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@AgathaSorceress "haha javascript is Literally the worst thing in my life" i say as i drive my BMW to the office to sit down and drink seven cups of coffee throughout the day while clicking around on JIRA and writing the occasional fifty-liner in Java EE to close a ticket

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clearly Mr. Cishet McCishetman, the ceo of big data is disproportionately cis and makes the data inaccurate

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@AgathaSorceress Mr. Techbro McAgileson is too busy crafting development methodologies to optimize the oppression of the team he's tasked with managing at BigCorp Fortune, where there are fundamental communication issues that are unaddressed simply because the company has too many customers relying on their enterprise suite to fail

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je𝘴𝘶𝘴, the most amogus messiah

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Fun fact: Phi (~1.618) is really close to the ratio between miles and kilometers (~1.609), which means you can use adjacent fibonacci numbers to quickly mentally convert back and forth between them.

for instance: 21 kilometers is roughly 13 miles (it's actually 13.05)

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foucault's boomerang but it's european colonizer nations freaking out about their culture getting americanized

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english loan words are a common thing to freak out about, which is funny because europe has in fact lost a lot of linguistic diversity, and it's 100% due to nation building artificially homogenizing language within a state. Like fam if you wanted the germanic languages to stay "pure" you simply shouldn't have made a germany.

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[beep/cut]
interviewer: so what is your biggest weakness?

me: I hate ms word & excel wish a violent passion that I can't help but craft elaborate assassination plans for anyone that forces me to use them

interviewer: You do know those were on the required skills list right?

me: *narrows eyes*

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if a horse rode a tram, would it ride it like this or like this
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people are like "let it snow", but I don't think it actually needs permission?
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🚿💭: do burned out engineers smell like magic smoke?

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brought y'all this picture from tumblr so u can use it

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