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what your ideology says about you

anarchist: childhood trauma

communist: prone to nostalgia

post-leftist: needy for attention

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singing to someone with a large selection of dildos (obviously lewd) 

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singing to someone with a large selection of dildos (obviously lewd) 

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proposals for laws shouldnt be longer than like, a third grade book report. and it should also come with a hand drawn cover to highlight the benefits of the law. yeah.

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Surgery Livestream 

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To save time, you may refer to your polycule by your name followed with “et al.”

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Falls ihr euch Sorgen gemacht habt weil ihr als Erwachsene noch Kuscheltiere habt!

Brody, Stuart, Rui Miguel Costa, und Ursula Hess. 2012. Sometimes a Bear is Just a Bear: No Evidence of Nonclinical Adult Toy Animal Ownership Indicating Emotion Dysregulation. Journal of Adult Development 19: 177–180.

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fondly remembering the 2015 NYPD strike, when the NYPD drastically pulled back their resources and made many, many fewer arrests bc they were shitting their pants over (very, very, very moderately left) de Blasio being elected, and the response from NYC as a whole was "you should keep doing this actually"

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Far-right violence 

cursed 

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fell asleep standing up in the shower if you wanna know where I’m at in terms of energy levels

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lewd, deification, stellar phenomena 

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This is a legitimate question I'm asking here:

White folk love their magic incantations; if you cite the right texts from their Codified Precedences, you can forbid their soldiers from entering your home, or even touching you!

Are there such magic words to discourage bothersome white folk from harassing me if I take resources from their land?

(Is there an agreement the US government made with lakhota or generalized native americans permitting us walking/foraging rights on private lands?)

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I like that every single woman in this computer outlet store except me is wearing cargo pants

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hot take

everyone should eat more cookies

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you, a white collar looking to justify your hyperinflated income: I /have/ to order delivery from grubhub for my lunch every day at work, I'm just too busy otherwise!

me, eating apple slices and homemade jerky from a pouch slung on my belt as I walk to my next task: okay yuppie

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