no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck. Lobotomize the coffeemaker

@sewerslut i agree so completely. himboify fridge! dumbasserate the microwave

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