Harder, Better, Faster, Napper @roli_skates@queer.party

On a date with girlfriend, the woman at the table next to ours loudly complained about people not knowing how to write in cursive anymore and then stole our leftover baked ziti.

bottlenecking network connection is ensuring I'll never finish calibrating this goddamn printer

oh hey nose, that's cool
now I'm bleeding from two holes
super great

throw this printer and it's stupid color profiles into the ocean

they promised we'd not even be down in production for a week it's been a fucking month I'm so over this shit just let me work on what I'm paid to do aaaaaaaaaaargh

abolish conservative white men

abolish feelings

give me drugs so I can sleep I'm so tired already why haven't I heard the key in the lock yet

I'm up to late fretting about NP's safe return home from meeting someone and he's not here yet and hasn't checked in really and I don't know where he is and I hope he's not dead why does he forget how much I worry about this shit seriously we've been married 9 years you'd think he'd figure out I'm a neurotic mess by now am I breaking out in hives oh god

I will end this printer and it's goddamn color profiles.

gotta love unintentionally pulling out like 7 eyelashes at once while trying to scratch an itch around the makeup

I am defeated, let me sink into the ocean never to return

I
am in
a really
REALLY
bad fucking mood

Caaaaaaamping.

The dogs are not very good at it yet.

Cafeteria had Cuban chicken stew with fried plantains and avocado today.

This was the best brunch ever that didn't involve eggs.

sudden urge to make shortbread cookies with little jammy bits in the middle

I have never made a cookie like this in my life

Tastes like the peach candy mom used to get me when I was little

I accidentally had my lunch with coworkers today, taking much longer than I usually do and toning it way the hell down to appear like a basic bitch.

I hate feeling like I have to do that.