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Looks like I’m getting ghosted again.

I always enjoy dancing in front of my dog bc he looks so sad/betrayed

Me 6 weeks ago: yeah I guess I’ll finally start watching Drag Race

Me now: WHY IS UNTUCKED ONLY 20 MINUTES LONG

Can I go for a run AND go to Pilates class tonight? I am curious to find out!

I know I’m getting old bc the parents on network dramas don’t seem very old to me

French people pls stop with the “j’suis” shit I just cannot with anymore non-standard contractions merci

@rhymedirective The library is amazing, but it would never fly today. If it didn't already exist, capitalists would decry it as an affront to intellectual property and the only libraries that exist would be small ones, run by anarchist volunteers.

The library is so good. All the books you want at no charge and you can request them online and they’ll get send to whatever library you prefer! Meeting rooms, you can go there and read or just chill... and people don’t want socialism?

I sleep so much better when I end my evening with an episode of Midsomer Murders vs. Mad Men or The Americans.

Going out with a poly person when you’re not poly is an interesting minefield of new and exciting contextual emotional reactions, let me tell you!

I am happy that generations of computer scientists allowed me to search “do Europeans eat corn on the cob” from my living room

how do I stop putting sugar in my mouth

May you all enjoy life as much as my dog at the beach

Queer problems: why has my torrent site uploaded Drag Race Untucked before the new episode of Drag Race???

people say there's no ethical consumption under capitalism? then explain "eat the rich"

I'm traveling to for 5 days in August, driving from Las Vegas. I'm wondering if anyone has opinions about whether I should mostly stay in Southern California or try and get up to SF? I want to visit Yosemite, Sequoia National Forest, and LA, for sure.

I'm looking for people to speak with. So if you want to talk to someone who sounds like a 3-year-old, hit me up!

Je veux parler en francais---si vous voulez parler, parler!

(Yes I know it's terrible)

(Ben oui je se que c'est terrible)

Finally created a Mastodon account... hi everyone. Queer dude here. I like Star Trek and socialism.