there's nothing in this world which more perfectly delivers the feeling that you're like bruce willis in the sixth sense (dead and unaware of it) than when the PIR-activated lights in the office turn off and don't reactivate when you move

I'm gonna write a children's book for libertarians called "There's No Such Thing as an Ubermensch"

Also, never forget:

> Agents discovered that gay men sometimes referred to themselves as "friends of Dorothy". Unaware of the historical meaning of the term, the NIS believed that there actually was a woman named Dorothy at the center of a massive ring of homosexual military personnel, so they launched an enormous and futile hunt for the elusive "Dorothy", hoping to find her and convince her to reveal the names of gay service members.

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work griping 

NEVER mess with the testing system at the end of the day on a friday. Something WILL go wrong and the weekend shift will be fucked.

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work griping 

My boss replaced the lab computer on my day off and didn't set it up right.... Now it's her day off and I can't access any server files, the testing software isn't set up correctly, and I don't have the admin access to fix it. Whyyyyyyyyyyy

i don't want a real career i just want a permaculture farming commune where i can be gay with my friends while growing crops according to regenerative agriculture principles

You know how there's a "rule of the internet" that: "if you can imagine it, there's porn of it"

Is there a similar rule like "anything dystopian you can imagine, a techbro somewhere is non-ironically trying to make into reality"? Because

one of the weirdest things about american culture is that it is obsessed with an ostensible notion of personal responsibility but is utterly hostile to holding men accountable for taking advantage of others

I will never stop propagating plants and no one can make me stop

Society as it exists currently: *constantly reminds me that I do not*

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Me: determined to behave as if I already live in a world based on universal human respect and kindness

I just wanna garden with my friends but we don't have land


Sign at a Ren fair explaining norse runes and white supremacy (transcript to follow)

politics, capitalism 

I spend a lot of time trying to figure out what supporters of capitalism actually believe and why, because I think that if we figure out what goals we share and what different assumptions we're starting with we can learn how to win people over. But I had an extremely discouraging conversation with a Republican last night and I'm just like, how can anyone have such a warped view of the world??? He thinks wealth inequality is good. I don't know where to go from there.

a corporation is just a government without the pretext of serving anyone or anything but its own leadership ๏ฟผ:blobdab:

I know my sleep deprivation's getting bad because I spent a long time this morning confused about why I couldn't get my phone alarm to snooze when I was in fact holding the tv remote

To me? Skanking has to be THE most punk-rock way of skipping in place.

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