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28 // they/them // bi(sexual/polar) // disabled // polyam with two wonderful partners // ✡️ // love me some dungeons and some dragons // 🅱️ideo 🅱️ames

so far this is my fave server, so: cw mental health/disability bogging, I do a lot of swears, prolly gonna get hornt on main

ADHD is cool because it makes me psychic and unable to be killed

god, trans people have the best names. just like, in general? holy fuck ever since coming out as trans and getting to know trans people the average quality of people i know's names have skyrocketed

Bi update: I'm dramatically bisexual right now.

Next time you are beating yourself up because you are having a hard time doing some everyday task that is seemingly trivial, remember, it took Charles Darwin three days to figure out how to get into a hammock.

Libertarians like to go on long-winded psuedoscientific screeds filled with dubious-sounding sources and lots of numbers and then end their braindump with something reprehensible like "And that's why I think all neonatal intensive care units should be permanently closed."

walking into every room preceded by huge bazongas, i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! i walk into another room preceded by even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

selfies, ec, boosts ++ 

Trying to make a green top and purple skirt Go for , but no full body shots because my bathroom lighting is terrible for that :p ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 boosts and comments appreciated!

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Queer Party!

A silly instance of Mastodon for queer folk and non-queer folk alike. Let's be friends!