So I'm researching the proper procedure for giving my machine a tune-up and it's come to my attention a lot of people are using WD-40 in their machines.

Let me be clear: WD-40 is NOT an acceptable lubricant for anything more critical than a door hinge!

It is a corrosion barrier. It's meant to prevent rust in things like hinges that are exposed to the weather and the like. It does have some ability to lubricate but it is almost never the oil you're looking for.

might fuck around and replace the broken zipper on my jeans with velcro

the closet, internalized homophobia Show more

me online in 2007: I only write properly. Grammar and proper speech is something my peers do not seem to possess. I laugh properly, I will never “lol”.

me online in 2017: hey fuccers where’s the new memes lol

Cat farts smell like you've just had your entire family cursed for a thousand years and your children's children cursed three times over until the earth is swallowed by mud.

US clown car politics Show more

@Siphonay if it makes you feel better i live with a native-english-speaking adult who has the same trouble with phrases like "quarter to 1" and "ten of five"

(i don't actually remember if "ten of five" means 9:55 or 10:05, but it's not a phrase that i hear often anyway)

@softgoat yoshi's island is a sovereign nation that doesn't pay taxes to any nation

of course yoshi doesn't pay taxes... she owns her own entire island

here's a fat kitty being a trans dude. i affirm trans mosquitoes even if they bite me.

the conclusion of our dreidels is weighted towards ש, for science

Always remember: if you misspell "neuroqueer" as "necroqueer" on here, that is completely valid and a solid toot, would boost again, etc.

Normalise not knowing things.

You don't need to always know things, and you don't need an opinion on everything.

In fact, sometimes it's better to not know things. That means you have the chance to learn something new!

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