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medical fundraiser for my sister's cancer treatment Show more

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i've said it before and i'll say it again: i have a mighty need for country music about having to pirate your tractor's software

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explanation of why you should DM me if you follow-request me Show more

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Things I can help with Show more

here's a fat kitty being a trans flag in my kiddo's empty toy bin. Her name is JOHN CENA

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this might be a dumb question but how do i actually make a purchased domain name point to where I'm hosting something? i want to be able to access my home nextcloud server from the actual internet and after setting up port forwards, I have no idea what to do

call me on my horse phone: +🐴🐴 (🐴🐴🐴)🐴🐴-🐴🐴🐴

Heat tip might help euros Show more

infant choking hazards in fiction Show more

infant choking hazards in fiction Show more

Videojuegos; jeu vidéo Show more

I like that we’ve decided the universal tag for shitposts is an unnecessary apostrophe-S

A panty raid but it’s an all-girl guild playing WoW in their undies

it would be cool if i didn't get acid reflux right when I'm ready to close my eyes for sleep

Me, online, being a Correct Leftist: Capitalism is evil, end currency

Me five minutes into playing Kingdom: New Lands: GIVE ME COINS YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING PEASANTS

so i hacked together that zalgo script so it can heck up your shell so bad 😍

piracy is not equivalent to lost sales. if i do not have the money to give you in exchange for your product (or if you dont make it available to buy period!) you are not going to get money from me whether or not i decide to find it on the internet. sometimes piracy is actually good for sales, because people with limited money dont want to invest in things they're not confident theyll enjoy, and if they get to experience your product for free and enjoy it you are on their good list for the future

pretty much everything in scribblenauts unlimited can be done with santas. Need to blow something up? Incendiary explosive Santa. Need to heal someone? Medical Santa. Make noise? Screaming Santa.

@frater_gorgias would you be willing to post your Twitter crossposts as unlisted rather than public? they're still viewable by anyone but if they're unlisted, they won't clog the local timeline

me when i first started using an arch-based system: no, i don't want to remove the make dependencies after installing packages! I'll need them when i update it!

me the other night: why the :cuss_word: are all these python2 and haskell libraries on my small hard drive,,,

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