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explanation of why you should DM me if you follow-request me 

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Things I can help with 

a terminal program calling itself a "terminal emulator" has the same energy as a notes app calling itself a "virtual notepad"

Love the implication that you make fish bait by taking a clam and smooshing it with a hammer #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

tips for ordering Amazon Fresh with EBT (aka Food Stamps or SNAP) 


Hey all, was scraping all of the followers lists for all of our users, hammering our instance pretty hard.

Check your logs for and 2a00:1828:2000:195::2 we had 2000 active TCP states when I nuked them.

there are no reported instances of $THING occurring so you do not need to worry about $THING happening ever because $THING occurring is obviously impossible since there are no reported instances of $THING ever happening thanks for coming to my ted talk

Financial Resources (boost) 

the current pandemic 

if u put white pants and white floppy hats on the blue man group they'd look like smurfs

covid19 mask makers psa 

if you refuse to pay your rent because you "organized" with people on the internet, your landlord will just laugh and evict you

as many people as possible under a single landlord have to strike at the same time in order for the strike to be effective at all. plus, you need a plan, some kind of idea of what legal muscle you need to be able to summon when the landlord fights back, and an idea of how you'll deal with the inevitable blowback, because there WILL be blowback

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I just wrote a real check out for 420.69

it's really fucking nice.

there are massive invisible objects in the sky

animal cross/takes 

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