Michaela @memmek2k@queer.party

#Introduction
Hi, I'm Michaela

I was previously on kolektiva.social but am moving to queer.party.

labels/shorthands: mixed queer trans neurodivergent leftist

I play music for fun and I engineer/problem solve to sell my labor.

My political beliefs are somewhere between "anarcho-syndicalism" and "fully automated luxury gay space communism"

I like dad jokes and terrible puns

I am frequently horny on main and I apologize in advance for that.

Data playing poker with Newton, Einstein, and Hawking is the funniest thing I've seen in star trek in a long time, I'd completely forgotten about that scene

Fuck alito

I'm transgender, but in the biblically-accurate angel sense. I won't rest until I have 7 dicks, 5 vaginas, and 49 nipples.

Be not afraid.

New tiddies who dis

(feat. surgery bruising)

Ughhh my body was like "oh its 5a time to wake up"

On the plus side I got to catch the tail end of the @ everyone drama on fedi?

"how's your surgery recovery going?"

"I feel good enough to forget to take more tylenol which then ruins my afternoon while I wait for it to kick back in"

Happy #caturday!

Something I have learned thanks to surgery is that I apparently sneeze a lot

Fuuuuuck it hurts so bad

"I'm glad we both get to be ourselves together" is a wonderful summary of how I try to conduct my relationships (quote thanks to my gf)

Dude the way my nerves are coming back online after this abdominoplasty is wild. There's a spot where I should be able to reach under a skin fold but it's flat there. And I had an itch inside of me yesterday. My abdomen is somehow both larger and smaller than it should be.

Most of the numbness has been like if I took a bath in lidocaine or my leg fell asleep, but there's a small area of just... Nothing. It feels like I'm touching a sock that's on top of my body.