lewd pics, underwear 

i don't know how i feel about the fact that capitalism puts us in such a shitty situation for actually /enjoying/ art but also gives us so much more gratuitous new content than anyone thought possible

ultra series and pokémon were both (coincidentally) going to end after their 2nd entry,
but then we Accidentally end up with 50 years of ultra series & 20 years of pokémon, & 11 megaman games etc just because people buy/advertise each time

PS: if you cant support your local indie store or you just want older books, or whatever, hit up thriftbooks.com to rescue second hand books and give them another life

books start at $3.99 and shipping is free for orders over $10

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im pretty sure writing image descriptions makes you a better shittooter. Having to convey in words why your image is funny is a good lesson in analysing what is funny.

figure drawing (nsfw, sorta.). 5 min pose 

We need to kill the stereotype that non-binary people are just "girls, but not really!" or "genderless femmes"

Plenty of people out there need to learn that non-binary is an umbrella term for a lot of things, and restrictive nb stereotypes exclude *most* nb people

ska frontman: pickituppickituppickituppickitup

me, pushing my way to the front of the mosh pit: uppies????

right now if you tell someone you're a delivery driver you have a license to do absolutely anything.

also PSA: give actual delivery drivers huge tips right now and wash your hands before picking up food from them / giving them payment. They are putting themselves in harm's way and not getting paid or respected enough for it, so respect them.

but yeah also delivery drivers rn can probably get into area 51

The Secretary of the Interior has ordered the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribal Nation's reservation to be disestablished and their land be taken out of trust.

"...on the very day that the United States has reached a record 100,000 confirmed cases of the coronavirus and our Tribe is desperately struggling with responding to this devastating pandemic -- the Bureau of Indian Affairs informed me that the Secretary of the Interior has ordered that our reservation be disestablished."

wbur.org/news/2020/03/28/mashp

bassists are sexy. drummers are sexy. guitarists aren't sexy, not even rhythm guitarists. lead singers aren't sexy. keyboardists/pianists can be sexy, conditional on them being part of the rhythm section. if you're in it for the solos you are NOT sexy

you havent seen "unemployed", "agnostic", "bottom" yet.

here is a little taste, a mere morsel: today at uni a cute boy who likes drawing saw me and said he missed me and i stuttered and blushed and almost swallowed my chewing gum

*Holding a seance for dead instances*
"Ah, yes, here it comes now, the instance has something it wants to say to you all! It says--nevermind. I'm not repeating that. This seance is over."

intergalactic customs agent: *reading my interstellar passport* "Ah, humans. A horny, and warlike race."

Me: [wearing nothing but lingerie and ray-guns under my trench coat] *laughs nervously*

#LIVE #Venezuela's Vice President @DrodriguezVen: "The strategic collaboration between China and Venezuela has allowed several supplies necessary to combat the Covid19 to arrive. Medicines, protective supplies, and hospital machines are part of the shipment."

A guide for non autistic people on how not to support ableism in April 

me in 1998, shortly after being born: wow i can't wait to make users of an obscure social media site feel old, 21 years from now, in the year 2020

work selfies 

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