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@RobinHood With Halloween coming up, glow-in-the-dark nail polish is coming back onto shelves with a vengeance - and it makes a phenomenal accent paint for battery packs and other small easy-to-lose items.

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Strongly considered wearing my hatchet to work today but my wife said it was “inappropriate” and “probably illegal” so I didn’t.

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kink, very lewd, Smash Mouth, shitposting 

~What It's Like To Top Me~
(to the tune of "All Star")

Well,
My sub starts cumming and they don't stop cummin and they don't stop cummin and they don't stop cummin

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kink mention, kinda lewd, sarcasm, shitposting 

I know this is super kinky, but I think it's soooooooo hot when people schedule things with me in advance and actually follow through with the plans we make 🤤🤤🤤

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I'm home!

Feels kinda weird with @marius forever miles away...esp since I leave town again I think right before they get back :yeenthink:

But someone ma'amed me on the street so that feels NICE

vague Booksmart spoiler, shitposting 

I AM a badass who takes no prisoners and cries in the bathroom at parties, actually

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Me: What? The Road to El Dorado is only 49%? I loved the fuck out of -- oh. I may have seen it in the 2010s but it came out in 2000.

*browsing*

Me: xXx? I mean I know it wasn't good, but I did enjoy it. But ... again, apparently it was made years before I saw it.

Me: This is HARD.

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food, shitposting 

what if we kissed and then ate toaster strudels

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the Earth's rotation is slowing down and eventually we'll have to add leap seconds onto every day.

the solution of course, is to increase the rotational speed of the Earth.

We can do this one of 2 ways. We could use spaceguns to fire off mass into the sun in a westerly direction along the equator for a long time. The other thing we could do is drag the mountains to the seafloor, and due to conservation of angular momentum it will increase our rotation speed.

Or we could just add leap seconds.

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ok i am gunna use this post to promote my actual flag design i did for a discord server cause i love flagssss

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Hawaii, US pol, birdsite 

I'm a little disappointed to not see anything about Mauna Kea on the fediverse. This is probably an eyeballs/number of users/ thing.

The U.S. government has approved construction of a telescope on land sacred to native Hawaiians, who are at this moment rallying a protest with lockdown to try and stop construction vehicles from desecrating their land. Search #MaunaKea on birdsite for more.

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Thinking about using Woody Guthrie rolling in his grave at people playing This Land without the anti-capitalist verses (and without a shred of irony) as a renewable power source

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I have a welder and large quantity of metal dicks, take down the Confederate monuments

Or get ready for General Dildeauregard

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Surveillance Capitalist Megacorporations That Work With ICE 

Jeff $160,000,000 Bezos who makes 2.5 million times his workers who are tracked every nanosecond of the day and make starvation wages needs to be taken down a notch. Support the Amazon workers striking!

engt.co/2G9u2NR

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