Dont stop

Hey all, in honor of Rosh Hashana I am moving to @malkosh. New year, new main- hello, 5780! Anyway, I'm importing my follows. see ya

7 Habits of Highly Successful People 

1. Wake up
2. Do a BIG piss

Χ©Χ Χ” Χ˜Χ•Χ‘Χ” Χ•ΧžΧͺΧ•Χ§Χ”! 🍎🍏🍯 (selfie ec)
Χ—Χ’ Χ©ΧžΧ— πŸŽ‰
Hag sameach, shana tova u'metuka!

@malkosh the lil creature in ur avi isn't sleeping in a bed that's just their body

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boost this post and I will start a dangerous rumor about you

Finally able to access my main, best surprise to see mads is back!

I hate being an adult. Being an introvert, I cannot possibly hope to get struck by lightning

Really feeling this mood in this world dependent on computers without understanding them

It happens Way too much for me usually but maybe that's bc I like oatmeal raisin cookies. I am the demon come to corrupt them >:)c

once i played the voice of god in a hebrew school play. the hebrew school teacher was a scriptwriter and he wrote a fun play. i was the voice of god and also commuter number 2 on my way home to trenton new jersey on the subway

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@​mardiroos Thanks, I hate feeling Something. I know absolutely nothing about operating systems

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