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i just didn’t turn on my gamer computer since september of 2021 and i have so many updates. so very many updates.

furry art, pride-themed, nsfw, partial nudity, harness gear, latex 

Pride's for the gay villains too 😈

how am i supposed to have a Connected Shit in these conditions

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wifi in the bathroom is at an ALL TIME LOW in performance,, i will not tolerate this. i will fight the IEEE and i will decimate all 802.11 of you.

friends, queer.party has been upgraded to Mastodon 3.5.3! with it brings:
- a language selector on the compose toot box to indicate what language you're tooting in
- RSS feeds are Better Now
- counters can no longer be negative
- quite a few bugs were fixed in general

pinafore.queer.party was upgraded to Pinafore 2.2.1, fixing four bugs.

gonna start selling lo-fi dubstep cassettes that are just the absolute worst quality second-hand tape, with the midi version of scary monsters and nice sprites looped the entire time and it cuts off midway thru a repeat when the tape reaches the end and then side b is identical

BREAKING: sacramento catgirl describes herself as “californyan”

the dialplan is stored in the callmanager’s balls

the snap/flatpak one was a surprise because snap provides builds for armhf and ppc64, and telegram themselves provide 32-bit builds for windows but not linux.

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the snap/flatpak one was a surprise because snap provides builds for armhf and ppc64, and telegram themselves provide 32-bit builds for windows but not linux.

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fucking around with a Vaio VGN-P11Z, went to install telegram on it but it turns out I can’t because:
- It can’t run a version of windows supported by modern telegram
- Debian’s i386 repo has a version too old to log in
- snap/flatpak don’t provide i386 builds

continually amazed at how my dog can twimst and contort himself into the most fucked positions imaginable but still radiate an air of supreme comfort. mf you're twisted up like a god damn looney tune why do you look like you've found nirvana.

pissbumps

viewer beware………urine for a scare.........

Commission for Oxley. I remember this one specifically because it was the very first order I got after I went full-time, and I was so excited that I finished it that same day. [2015]

Uh I just got DMed by the COO of Tumblr asking about hiring contractors to make us fully #indieweb compliant, and possibly even #fediverse integration. Anyone out there looking for work?

i sure do love getting weird spam emails from mailing lists i never signed up to, to the email address i use for kickstarter. did KS themselves break GDPR and sell my email address or was it one of the projects i’ve backed, i wonder?

the only gender of computer i respect is the fuckign weird ones that are like, bizarrely small or impractical or have a dumbass form factor, or use ultra weirdo hardware

defragging a hard drive with software that provides a block level detail view is self care.

regret to inform you that i have Posting brain at the moment

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