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google dot com how do i function like a person on planet earth when all i wanna do is do extremely anachronistic shit with old hardware

@SuricrasiaOnline someone complains at the official heinz account because their can of baked beans had too many beans. upon probing it is revealed that they have been counting the beans in every can they open and that they've always had the same number for the past 13 years

lb: hellsite is fully funded by me and like, a few patrons. please donate to other instance admins who need it + anyone on this fuckin truckstop website who needs money rn

My big problem with those donation economies - patreon, github sponsors, etc - is that they tend to concentrate on a few big people.

People join a mastodon instance and try to give to Gargron, who already gets *checks notes* a bit over 6000€ per month.

Instead of doing that, check if your local admin needs it more, tbh

also it seems like the remaining character count isn't reflecting the size limit change when a content warning is enabled, i'll figure out why tomorrow.

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friends: i've made some tweaks to's code, and we now support a longer character limit when content warnings are enabled - a huge thanks to @CobaltVelvet for the implementation.

Note that this will only work when you're using the web interface! third-party clients do not (to the best of my knowledge) have any way of knowing this is supported :(

running through the warehouse of a player piano manufacturer with a bunch of floppy disks loaded with CIRCUS_GALOP.MID

carriage return is working again i just hit the key real hard

why is the carriage return key on my work computer no longer working

I just want to say thanks to all the instance admins working your asses off with this influx of new folks. 💙 cc @maffsie

a huge thank you to everyone who's been donating to the tip jar, both recently and not. it means a lot to me that folk get enough value out of to give something <3

at some point i need to work out how to add arbitrary text to the sign-up page on so i can have a notice that says “please state why you’re signing up in english because i have to rely on machine translation otherwise”

good morning to everyone except the troll who said they were queer to get approved and then started posting shock images in reply to everyone

it's been 

.hg this life ain't good enough
it's been, my world to lift you up high
it's been, my life to better suit your mood~
'cause you're so smooth~

software development is only worth it if its funny, all non shitpost programming should be banned
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Queer Party!

A silly instance of Mastodon for queer folk and non-queer folk alike. Let's be friends!