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"I think Spider-Man is a nimble blue twink"

yes i am listening to haha yeah again

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It's time for more SNOUTS IN THE MORNING!! Start your morning with @jay and @hyperlink as we take a big bite out of food crime.

Featuring original music by snouts' own @edgedestroys

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Start your day right with SNOUTS! IN THE MORNING with @hyperlink and @jay.

It's just like your favorite morning show, but we're dogs the whole time 🐶

hey i'm completely okay with waiting an hour on the phone to return an order but please, please get better hold music.

a friend introduced me a few months ago to the band Unknown Mortal Orchestra but i only listened to one or two songs; last night i was kinda in the mood to listen to something different so I just put on one of their albums, and it was very lovely.
i'd recommend y'all give 'em a listen.

what the fuck is gender, is that some dumb new silicon valley startup

@Lollie I keep meaning to say;
I used to be an avid follower of you back in the LiveJournal days and I'd like to thank you for all the music you shared at the time (and the music that you made yourself) - I got into a lot of bands that I wouldn't have found otherwise. <3

thinkin about that one youtube poop where gaston just wants taco bell

yesterday decided to remove ubuntu touch from my old nexus 4 and instead put on "carbonrom" which is based on android 10

i will say this about it: android 10 is the least awful version i've used to date.

it feels so incredibly wrong to write things like meta tags or line breaks as <meta ... > or <br>

yeah xhtml was kind of over the top but at least it understood that semantically you should have something to distinguish self-closing tags

big yikes about that glibc change that's taking postgresql to the bone zone. glad to be running a distro that doesn't use glibc x.x

Grabbing my bottle of Gamer Lube and slathering it all over my PS4. I grab the controller and it squirts from my hands, shattering my television. It's Game Time

i. it is better to delete code than to write code.

ii. the more code software has, the worse it becomes.

iii. the best software is that which does not exist.

iv. merely good programmers solve problems. truly great programmers do not confront them in the first place.

v. the greatest programmer of all is the humble farmer who spends his days in hard and honest labor growing food for his family and people, who has never in his life heard of a computer, and never will

butting into other people’s conversations to make shit jokes because that’s my primary skill

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Queer Party!

A silly instance of Mastodon for queer folk and non-queer folk alike. Let's be friends!