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can whoever is currently in the office whose notification tone is a goddamn airhorn please goodbye

Private Internet Access doesn't seem to understand the problem with #gab. I'm gonna #isolategab and get a new VPN provider.

peter griffin sans undertale is possibly the worst thing i've ever seen

me at 10 years old: man i wonder what i'll be doing in like 15 years
me, 26, sitting at my desk in work: the entire world is on fire, let's just imagine a surreal alternate-universe earth that has Scarfolk, Night Vale, PR Gnus in Washington, and Suricrasia Online

i now want to create a fake manual for a bluetooth headset that features teeth

unsure if this is influence from Welcome to Night Vale or @SuricrasiaOnline (or maybe Suricrasia Online is the ISP for Night Vale? it's plausible they could exist in the same universe)

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"battery low", my headset says to me, lying through its teeth

folks if your partner:
- is powered on
- has 8 hours of talk time
- is connected to PC 1
- is connected to Phone 1

that ain't a person, that's a plantronics headset

man caravan palace's latest album really fuckin slaps doesn't it. can't stop listening to it

oh my God these mailing lists are a treat to know the existence of

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sidenote: thanks to this mass-mail i now hold the sobering knowledge that somewhere in the company there are several hundred people who have CVS access and i can only assume at least one of those people actively uses it

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oh my god buddy did you need to send a calendar invite to literally everyone in the org that has cvs, svn or git access

i know it's muted buddy don't call me out on my fuckin yawning

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problem with my headset being muted during a webex call is every time i yawn (every few seconds) my headset or my computer will tell me my mic is muted

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