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the trouble with dating @maffsie is that whenever i go into my soundcloud likes, three quarters of them are shitposts and sometimes i quite like to chill out oop

ps love you waffer 💜

friends,'s upgrade has been finalised for a second time - some things didn't carry over yesterday and that's why the default theme was purple and also why the word for "toots" became "baps".

someone: jython (java python)
me: jython (jeans python)

folks, media uploading & viewing on will be temporarily unavailable while i do some preventative maintenance cause the disk is nearly out of space again

The Spell Goes By Many Names. The Ancients Called It "Windows Registry Cleaner For The Soul", In The North Witches Refer To It As "Aurafucker666". Whatever You Call It, It's Some Serious Shit, And Will Cure Any Heartbourne Ailment

@tootapp hey, is there a way to change your profile from Toot! (update profile photo, bio, etc)?

friends, is now up and running on 2.7.4!

folks, i'll be upgrading to the latest version of mastodon in a little while, so be prepared for q.p to be down for a bit

hey! it's a Mascot Monday! our latest mascot is an ott after my own heart by @derFisch!!

hey is there really not a way of installing git on windows without also installing mingw/msys?

folks i did bonghits this weekend and it turns out i’m one of those people who just get really intense anxiety when high

glad i tried it but shan’t do it again

brief service instability on due to the firewall sitting in front of it deciding that "renew DHCPv6 lease" meant "spam the connected network segment with DHCPv6 packets, causing the datacentre to get confused and nullroute the IP addresses associated with that interface's MAC address"

friends, the instance freespeechextremists has been instance-level suspended on due to their policies on user conduct and due to their actual user conduct. apparently this has been going on for a while, but I’ve only found out tonight - my apologies, friends

my favourite thing about the modern internet is seeing posts on forums dated this year where people talk about needing a crossover cable if not connecting to a router or switch

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A silly instance of Mastodon for queer folk and non-queer folk alike. Let's be friends!